You guys work on the weekends? Is just a front for the IRS or some sort of means for supporting your habits. Drugs are expensive...I hear.

For the record, let's understand that the Unemploid is 100% clean and drug free. Got it? If those other guys do some side work on the weekends, it't their business. My "work" is basically just a hobby that I get paid for, so if I run a consultation or two on the weekend, it's technically not work, at least not as most folks see it. That being said, let's all try to keep as much money as possible away from the IRS. Now get back to work, and get off my lawn!

When do you guys play your next show? I've only heard the stuff on myspace, and despite the fact that I'm a tool, I liked it. We have to come out and catch one of your shows.

Funny you should ask. Next one's tomorrow night at Burt's Tiki Lounge with Total Annihilation, the Rum Fits, and Dead Mary. We hope to see you there.