Ok. So this is an old topic on our website (www.hitbyabus.net) but I figured I'm allowed to bring it up here since most of y'all haven't contributed. (Jon and Daniel are probably sick of this by now)

What's better: ninjas, cowboys, or pirates?????

Some say ninjas because of their mad skills with the loathsome nunchuks. Some say pirates because of their mighty and loyal parrots. Some say cowboys because they're so friggin sexy.

Well?????

~g

Because cowboys and pirates are gay. Why gay?


Cowboys are from Texas (home of steers and queers). Enough said.

Pirates are gay, well because, just look at the Navy.

There also aren't any "gay" deragatory terms for Ninjas like there are for pirates and cowboys (eg: rump ranger, butt pirate etc.).

Besides do pirates and cowboys have cool ass web sites like this? The official ninja website

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen

I concur with Sheener-a-go-go....I do a really good Lucy Lui impersonation...
"fluc la flie lice..I cin kik yoo asso!!"

Who can forget classics like 'Revenge of the NINja' 'Ninja III The Domination' 'Enter the Ninja' Throwing chinese stars (although they are Japanese) with their feet, climbing walls with claws, and tip toeing right behind you when the ground is covered with broken glass without a sound? Cowboys have no manners, although a badass 6 shooter is cool, And I would hate to have only one eye and one leg and to be bothered by a pesky parrot all freakin day!

NON-CENTS ROCKS!!!

Check out this guy. He is definitely a penis pusher of poo. Ever wonder why homos like tights so much? It leaves nothing to the imagination. Look at the photo again. I think I am going to be sick.


"I'm a real smooth character,
I chill to-the-Max!,
I might act crazy but I don't smoke crack."

[This message was edited by Crack Smoker on December 17, 2003 at 07:07 PM.]

definately a back door kind of guy....pirates have chest hair and they don't glisten...

No Sir, I don't like it.

Johnny Depp makes a fine pirate though...oooh yeah....



~g

Gio - Yea baby, Johnny Depp with rotten gold teeth...I'd french kiss him anytime as a pirate....thanks for the instant visual That'll get me through the day

You seem to notice lots of gay things. Such as that magnificent piece of man flesh that you pointed out in your picture. Are you confusing your homosexual wants and desires with the guilt that is makig you ill? There is no reason to be ashamed or to ignore your desires.

Bassgirl and Gio, Ditto.

"There is nothing more healthy than the regular intake of a young boy's cum."

making him all the more tasty...

~g

....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I got'a go with the cowboy. Say what you will, but a non-gay rump ranger cowboy is a tuff dude.

Pirates... well, they're gone so nuthin you can do there..

and I dont think ninja's have sex do they? ..if they do I'd imagine it being like a sneak attack from a rabbit

Pez
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That whole "one stroke, one kill" thing.

I would still have to say ninjas, just don't sleep with one.

yeah, because if your performance is poor, they may expect you to cut off a pinky out of shame or something...


wtf am I talking about? I need breakfast...

Pez
Dirty Baby Dolls
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...I really don't like pirates anymore now. Thanks alot...you ruined it for me......that was just too...well...what can I say?

So cowboys were my first choice and let me tell you why:
1. Emmitt Smith
2. Hank Williams I, II, AND III
3. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
4. Cowboy Bebop (Spike and Jet ROCK!)
5. my grandpa
6. el Mariachi
7. Quick Draw McGraw
8. Don Quixote

See?

~g

....and don't forget John Wayne in The Searchers...

...I fell asleep...

~g

"John Wayne is not dead, he's frozen. And when we find a cure for cancer, we are going to thaw out the Duke and he is going to be pretty pissed of, you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by fifteen million times thats how pissed off the Duke is going to be. I am going to get the Duke and John Casemedies and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah
and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas A&M and..."



"I'm a real smooth character,
I chill to-the-Max!,
I might act crazy but I don't smoke crack."

Cowboys are gay too. From Montana even. How bout these winners? Note the cowboy hat. Need I say more? That should just about do you in for cowboys as well.


"I'm a real smooth character,
I chill to-the-Max!,
I might act crazy but I don't smoke crack."

where.. better yet, why??? are you finding these!? LMAO!

I was gona eat breakfast but now I think I'll just wait for my stomach to settle...

among other things, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Last week I found enough change under my couch to buy beer. I think we know who the winner is...

I am also ill from looking at these pic's. You can find almost anything on google. I just put in gay cowboy and these pic's came up. I did the same for pirates.

Gay cowboys even have their own flag.

I know what you are going to say. What if I am a gay Jew, christian, or tennis player? Is there a gay flag for me? YES THERE IS! Wiccian Earth Goddess is gonna love that page.

"I'm a real smooth character,
I chill to-the-Max!,
I might act crazy but I don't smoke crack."

I like the Bisexual one. Almost rainbow but not quite

Bisexual chicks are cool. They're basically lesbians that let you join in


among other things, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Last week I found enough change under my couch to buy beer. I think we know who the winner is...