Wetnaps are a great idea. Jalapenos are standard issue, aren't they? As for the Hormel chili, that's getting way fancy, Mr. Horse. I want to try to keep it down to a crock pot, a couple bags of Santitas, and one of those gallon cans of jalapenos.
oooh. The DIY cheese pump. You mean like a recycled Jergens pump?? Heh, yeah we can do that. I'm sure Joe Christ has plenty of those lying around, seeing as how he goes through them pretty fast...
Quality nachos are of the essence, for sure. But when you're selling t-shirts and playing on stage on the side, can we sacrifice the luxury of the Hormel? Plus, the smell may induce vomitting. You know how wierd smells at music venues are always pretty disconcerting. You always think the worst.
Oh man, Chili on the nachos? mmm...chili...That's a fantastic idea as well, but Gio's right. Disconcerting smells are, well, disconcerting. As long as there's jalapenos it's all good, but on that point there can be no compromise.
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I'm thinking, in order to get people to pay $10 for the Emergenza thing, we ought to just throw the nachos in for free. I wonder if that'll be enough to compensate for the high cover. If not, I guess we can have Skreech do some lap dances or something...Those are worth something, right??
So I talked to Nolan about it tonight and he said it'd probably be alright to serve nachos. At least, he's going on past experience from when Oh Ranger! served waffles at a show. Man, I do love waffles...