Post yer Tarantino quotes here. Yes sir, I like it.

"mMM..THAT is a TASTY burger!" Jules. I love him.

"Did you see a sign on my lawn that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'? Huh, did you?"

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"

"You shot Marvin!"..."You hit a bump!"

"This is France, you're supposed to smell like sex"

Mmmm....I too like it

"Well when do you want to die, today, tomorrow, the next day? Come on Bitch"

"You gonna bark like a dog all day, or are you actually gonna bite?" --Mr. Blonde(?) Resevoir Dogs

Hmmm...
Yes Ma'am, I like it! Although Ezekiel doesn't read like this...here we go.

quote:

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There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Ahhh...

I couldn't let this one go...

quote:

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Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport.

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not sure I got this one verbadum but its pretty close

"Why do people feel the need to talk about meaningless bullshit. That's when you know you've found someone really special. When you can just sit back and shut the fuck up"

"I had to crash that Honda, baby."

"hooooo! you speak'a Japanese berry guuuuuuudddd!"

"I'm an American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."

Hmmm...
You say "arigato" like we say ARR-REE-GATO!

"I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip?"

And I just can't leave this one out:

"Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. it would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks
in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise."

A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato are walking down the street when baby tomato starts to lag behind. Well papa tomato turns around to baby tomato and squishes him and he says "catch up".

What great exchange--Vincent saves Mia's life, Mia tells Vincent a joke. Man I love that movie.

Hmmm...

Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.

A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.

I don't eat dog either.

Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way.

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?

We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres!

for those of you who have seen the deleted scenes, do you think he should have left them in? I thought they were all kick ass, and crucial to the movie

Well...

Yeah I really would have liked to see the extended Jack Rabbit Slims conversation and also the explaination of being an "Elvis" man would have been nice.

MR. PINK: Let me tell ya what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE: A lot.

Hmmm...

I think I broke a rib...

From giving me oral pleasure?

"I used the same motherfuckin soap you did, and when i was finished it dint look like no god damn maxi pad"


"my name is buck, and im here to fuck"


"clarence hurly, that sounds kinda like a nigger name, he must of thought it was white boy day, it aint white boy day is it" <yes tarentino wrote true romance!!!!!


"you were looking at yourself in the mirrow and you wish you had some pot?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kondom:



"clarence hurly, that sounds kinda like a nigger name, he must of thought it was white boy day, it aint white boy day is it" <yes tarentino wrote true romance!!!!!


yes, but I believe he wrote the character's name as Clarence Worley; I believe

Just so you understand how serious I am, I’m going to say this in English. As your leader I encourage you from time to time, always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If your unconvinced a particular plan of action I have decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price YOU pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage, as a negative, is…I collect your fuckin’ head. Just like this fucker here. So if any of you sonsabitches got anything else to say, now’s the fuckin’ time!……I didn’t think so.

I saw a preview for a film Tarantino is producing. It's called Hero and its directed by the guy that did Crouching Tiger. It looks pretty. The plot looks like it'll be another Crouching Tiger/Gladiator/Troy/Last Samurai though. meh.

Hmmm...
Yeah I saw that preview too. I'm getting tired of the Gladiatoresque movies as of late. Troy, blatant rip off. Did you see the preview for that Alamo movie...They even stole the music from Gladiator. At least Ridley Scott waited 40 years to make another Ben Hur. Which was cool, Heston is the Man! Number 41, Row well and live! The woman that played Esther...Yummy! But getting back to Tarantino, the preview looked like a souped up Iron Monkey! I'll definately be there. Let me know if you want to make a band night out of it! Charles is always down for Kung Fu movie!

Cool. Sounds like fun. Do you know when the movie is hitting theaters? you know...it's been so long since I saw Ben Hur. I think I must have been like 13 when I actually sat down and watched it.