Don't beat on others like pinatas...because candy is not gonna fall out of their ass

ROOFUS

True, but what if they're candy asses???

I used to be a candy ass...Troop 544 out of Winslow, Arizona. We took the gold cup at the all district "Puss-athon" in Phoenix three years in a row. I happened to get the nod as "PUSSY of the Millenium"...got my picture with the national president and George Bush, Sr and everything. A PICTURE IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN NEWSPAPER BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOTCH!

ROOFUS

I heard WELDON is looking to Kick some ASS!!!

COCK...BALLS...ASS...whatever gets in my way!
I'VE BEEN IN THE WOODS TOO FUCKING LONG
I'VE BEEN QUIET TOO FUCKIN LONG
I'VE BEEN MEDITATING TOO FUCKING LONG AND NOW OLE' WELDON IS READY TO PULL SOME CROUCHING TIGER SHIT ON THE FUCKING STAGE.


ROOFUS
WHO HIT ME?

WELDON! WELDON! WELDON!!!!

i snuck out
i snuck in
i snuck out
i snuck in
be back before you know it.

ROOFUS

Dude, hit me up when you get into town. I'll get your equipment out of pawn, and we'll down some Pabst!

that's what i'm fuckin talking about!
Call Willie Nelson and see if he's got any of that Luchenbach Locoweed left.

ROOFUS
WHO HIT ME?