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I came and checked up on all you fuckers in 'Burque and YOU didn't even know it. did an impromptu show behind the Weinerschnitzel for the fuck of it too.

HEY!!! I've got a fever and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

(I still have both my hands too.)

ROOFUS

No Shit? Weinerschnitzel? On Carlisle? That rocks dude. I knew you were going to be the one. It gives me dog shack fever. Tremors baby, tremors....

Rod likes sucking lemur cock.

yeah, so what...i get the money first.

ROOFUS

Lemur cock = sexy

that's right...
I hear George Washington's teeth weren't really wood...they were made from Madagascar's largest Lemur cock.

ROOFUS

I heard rod had world renowned surgeons implant a lemur cock in his ass so that he could make love backwards, to his drummer behind him on stage while playing.

I seem to be good at creating awkward silences...

yes...awkward silence.
I actually ran right out to have the procedure done because it had never occured to me before.
I'm in recovery right now, and getting ready to strike drummers across the southwest!!!!!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!!!huh?

ROOFUS