Damn....I just got done reading a book about David Parker Ray from T or C.

I didn't know that dildos came in 24 inch lengths with spikes and as big around as a can of copenhagen...
anybody got one for sale?

ROOFUS

I hear a thunder in the distance.....

if you hear the thunder gaining volume,
and you get the urge to run.
stand still and take the full force hit
'cuz baby here i come!!!

T-minus 2.5 days........
ROOFUS

With an exclamation POINT!!! Oh, by the way, let me know, and we'll fix the one on your arm....

Yeah...Sophie was right. We were too drunk for tats. I still dig it, but it looks like some kinda drunk ass Mexican hieroglyphics...my kid says it looks cool, but she's 18 months, and I don't trust her on account of she still poops her pants.

I'll be home by week's end brother, so you little HULKAMANIACS be ready for the halfbreed
from hell!!!!

ROOFUS

Roofus, give Me or Rich a call when you get to Burque and have time to jam.

when i have time?
that's the only reason i'm even coming back...........

ROOFUS

Fuckn' A, that's what I'm talking about.....