Fuck yeah! Cheers to all those playin/attending the crawl tonight. Here's the top ten tips I've picked up from my experiences at the crawls-

1. Wait till at least noon to start pre-drinking
2. If you really want to see a particular band get to the bar a bit early
3. Police horses are officers of the law...hence do not slap them...and if you must slap them be prepared to run like hell. You will not escape.
4. If arrested- you will probably have your hands restrained behind your back with a zip-tie and be thrown in the the drunk bus. These zip-ties can be broken by rubbing against sharp edges. Once your hands are free wait patiently until someone else is about to be thrown in the bus and then kick open the door and run down Central. Pull off your shirt and scream "freedom!!!" as loud as you can while sprinting like an illegal. You will be tackled, beaten, and molested by several officers, but you will also be the coolest mofo in town for 30 seconds.
5. Keep your eyes peeled for bum-fights. When placing your bets remember that crackheads typically kick the shit out of drunks holding mouthwash. You better get at least 2 to 1 odds. Remember, gambling is risky and often addictive, so take caution.
6. Remember your flask.
7. Remember your shiv.
8. Doobies rolled "euro style" with tobacco smell like tobacco.
9. Don't forget your ID. It's a hassle to get outta BCDC without it.
10. The term "rock-out with yer cock out" does not apply to anyone other than the late Jim Morrison. Keep your pleasure-lover under cover.
11. Yes this list is better because it goes to eleven.

The above list is based entirely on past crawl experiences.

The views expressed in this post, while recommended, are not intended as legal advice.

Sin On Sinners!!!

Five Minute Sin

9pm at Burt's Tiki Lounge - Sin