Hey Jesse,

The other day Johnny and I were looking through some super old school videos of ours. I've concluded that since the Harlow's show in Oct 05, we (LB and 5MS) have all put on at least 20 lbs and aged 3-5 years.

Yes. My ass is significantly larger now than it was in Oct 05. I attribute it to massive success toppled with drugs, booze and hooker spit. I have also, as of late, developed an insatiable thirst for melted butter.

As far as aging is concerned I have no idea what you are talking about. My skin is still baby soft and I am constantly told by (very hot) chicks that I am incredibly good looking and young. the rest of you guys look like shit though.

Jesse, I know you are a man of reason. I'll take a few pics from this next show and we can test my hypothesis.

BTW, are you "Jesse Zen"?

I disagree, maybe look older, but fatter? Maybe Phatter! The camera adds pounds. In some of our cases (steve, frans, and myself), our hair is just longer.

Yes. Those "Very hot" chicks I was talking about before refer to me as Jesse Zen.

It has been my nickname for a while now, but I use it sparingly. Mostly to alure more "Very Hot" chicks.

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It has been my nickname for a while now, but I use it sparingly. Mostly to alure more "Very Hot" chicks.

does your significantly large ass not do the job on its own? i hear girls looooooove ghetto booty.

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Originally posted by Filia Mors:

does your significantly large ass not do the job on its own? i hear girls looooooove ghetto booty.

Indeed. They love the ghetto booty. But that's not enough - because, while my ass is significantly larger than it was in Oct. 05, that does not mean my ass is significantly large.

So I have have to use my nickname...occasionally.

ohhh...and it might also have something to do with my religion.

OK, so I saw you guys at Burt's.

All in all the band looks pretty good. You guys are still a "boy band." The only one who looked worse than a year ago was Jesse Zen.

Oh, awesome show though. Dug the energy.

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Dear Curls of Glory,

Out of all the fine beers at Burt's, why Budweiser out of a can? You are such a rockstar.

Most ghey fan,

-Thunda

Dear "Most Ghey Fan",

Budweiser is like the nector of the gods. I wouldn't say that I am a "rockstar", but I definetly think that I am in training to be one. I appreciate your support though!

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Budweiser is like the nector of the gods

Straight up blasphemy.

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Originally posted by Bubonik Monkey:

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Budweiser is like the nector of the gods

Straight up blasphemy.

Blasphemy. Indeed. It's key to "rock band" status. You metalheads need to take it one step further though...

Damn Black Toothed Grins. Satan Spunk!