Five Minute Sin is looking for qualified talent to fill a number of available positions. Please drop us a line if you fit one of these descriptions:

Stage Lama - Must be of Tibetian lineage and comfortable chanting in performance environment

Stunt Cock - Cock must be large, well groomed, and free of disease. Cock must be able to perform stunts that most delicious birds would not be able to perform, such as the one-legged hop thru burning hoops. Cock must also be able to crow on demand. Cock owner will be compensated.

Dancers - while we are not concerned about race, age, gender, or dancing ability you must have been featured in the June 2005 edition of Playboy magazine to be elidgible for this position.

Assassin- Must be willing to kill hecklers with UZI. UZI not provided. Must also be willing to use grenades on bands who take 45 minutes to break down gear after their set. Other responsibilities include tuning guitars and ordering shots.

All interested parties please respond to this thread.

Thanks!

MGT.

How about a dancing assassin cock who likes knives and brass knuckles, and has been known to tune guitars to dropped-c?

You weren't featured in the June 2005 edition of Playboy magazine were you?

Ummm....

I've got that issue under my bed.....

For the articles!

Oh yeah, and I know what a llama looks like. He's that little guy with the glasses and robe, right?

Seriously, man! I'm your man!