Do your assless leather chaps still fit? Have you shagged more buffalo chicks than Joe and Hubbs combined? Do you yearn to once more snort salt and slam tequilla like you used to do 20 years ago? If so, consider joining the newest addition to Albuquerque's bustling tribute music scene:

Twisted Sister In-law

I am looking for 4 band members who share my strange masturbatory obsession with all things Dee Snider.

Here's what I'm looking for:

1) Drummer - must have large hair
2) 2 Guitarists - single and preferably gay
3) Bassist - ass-ist will suffice though

I can handle all the vocals! and believe me, I can still sing like I could in 1987, even after the vascectomy.

If you can handle the ball-draining rock of Twisted Sister- if you are ready to drop every thing in your life for the love of the only true 80's metal band- if you want to join a band that will score you more ass than $30 bucks on Central, reply here.

Serious inquiries only.

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1) Drummer - must have large hair

I've got big pubic hair! will that do?

Yes!