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Originally posted by SSgt Winterlock:
My Texan wife is from Amarillo...

I think my wife is from one of those towns that ends in port or mouth or wich or something. Many of we "Old 300" Texans don't consider anything west of Austin to really be Texas. That entire area is populated by cannibals. Illiterate, they also eat with their hands and tuck their dirty tee shirts into their underwear. They are pretty much what may come to mid if you imagine what "feral Mexican Okies" would be like.

Is your wife like this?

{Stevie Foodstamps}

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I think my wife is from one of those towns that ends in port or mouth or wich or something.

She's from Framingham you carnivorous twit. Just think "Ham". She lived really close to where I went to school in Natick. Don't worry, I won't ask you to remember that since there's no catchy ending.

Where are you from, Ssgt. Winterlock?

Funny how SE Texas consists of nothing but cow pies, fire ants and monster mosquitos, yet they consider themselves royalty. Certainly not a kingdom I'd want to claim.

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Originally posted by SquawkJockey:


{Stevie Foodstamps}

I'm so glad that you found that picture, Laura. That is actually my Great Gren'pappy, Andrew Jackson Foodstamps.

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Originally posted by Jenny Tonic:

Just think "Ham".

It was said that he actually had a saddle made entirely of ham, which is something that I doubt any of your ancesors can claim. After a lengthy fight, he was devoured by wolves.

His son, Jefferson Davis Foodstamps, had a pickup truck made of cheese. Upon the event of his death, that was willed to my cousin.

What is left of it remains in a barn in southeast Texas.

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Is your wife like this?

No worse... J/k

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Where are you from, Ssgt. Winterlock?

North Attleboro... My dad went to school in Natick!

You were close enough to RI that you almost qualify for exemption.

I actually went to a private school in Natick. Needless to say, the townies didn't like us much.

i hope that they post the fall crawl schedule on the home page, and soon .

The blogger.com controls are totally busted ... I've been waiting for it to get fixed for months. Until they do, we're all still waiting for that schedule later on today.