Recieved an invitation to you and Mrs. 11's anniversary party. The party was Saturday (right?) and we recieved (via MySpace) the invite yesterday !?

So congrats on the anniversary as well as successfully keeping us jerks from wrecking what I'm sure was a grand time*.



*fyi, i wrote the date down so we can crash next years shin-dig. (you might consider an unlisted number.....)

No way. You just didn't check your messages! Besides, we had the invites up as bulletins and as our pics on Myspace for like three weeks.

Although, for all I can remember you may have been there.

Next year: no tequila.

what does levi eleven mean?

...huh?

I think what he meant was, "Why is Levi Eleven so mean?" Something we have all been wondering. Meanie

"Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."

Only this was a party and not a gore-filled car. But if that was the case, I totally would have said that. Pulp Fiction is awesome. Anyway, I'm not the mean one, since I showed up and neither of you guys did! You think I made those invitations and hit the "send message" button on Myspace for fun? That's a lot of work for a lazy guy like me. Jerks.

Lets speak about weight loss