...to post something here that wasn't from sort of Spam machine. Plus I have been wondering what the Hell you are up to these days? Your absence and lack of posting has made me a bit concerned. What's the deal...?
Yeah, I've been busy. My giant stack of old newspapers collapsed on me, and I've been chewing at my arm for days now trying to free myself. I am now able to type with my free hand, but it's gonna be some work to gnaw these legs off. If anyone wants to give me a hand, I'll bet I could work faster if I had some kind of pills to dull the searing pain. Yeah, a few pills and someone to shout motivational slogans at me would really get those legs off, I'll bet! Anyway, I learned a valuable lesson: don't get the Sunday editions. They should really print some kind of warning on them, like "don't stack more than 1 year high."
