Looking for a vocalist with "potential."

what happened to tristan?!?!?!?!

For 80's Pop band.

Seriously? Like a cover band? if so i might be interested!

Think something like A-ha, Eurythmics, Falco, 80's Fleetwood Mac, Michael Jackson dance moves with the occassional Unit 7 Drain cover and a deep Meshuggah influence in B tuning. As long as you can show up to practice and write (or at least comprehend) lyrics beyond a 3rd grade reading level you are welcome to try out.

I'd be interested, but only if you can meet all requirements on below mentioned list:


1. Zen will not sing any cover tunes written outside of the 1980's time frame. Also, any new "original" material must contain lyrics that deal with: a) broken hearts b) spandex and the need to "move it" c) hookers d) heterosex e) dance moves f) landslides g) veteran affairs

2. The band must contain at least (1) tuba player.

3. All songs must be written in the keys of A, B, C, D or E. Zen refuses to sing in the "lesser" keys of F and G.

4. At all rehearsals Zen must be provided with the following goods: A) Cough Drops B) Sue Bee Honey (in 14 ounce packaging) C) Spandex bodysuit D)synthetic retractable penis shaped buldge (at least 16 ounces) E) Beer and cigarettes F) 1980's pornography with no prior stains.

5. At least (1) Michael Jackson cover must be played for evey 15 minutes of live performances (excluding songs written after December 31st 1989)

6. Band name must contain either "Zen" or "Jesse Zen" (preferrably "Jesse Zen and His Band"). If other names are mentioned in band name, they may not be capitalized and Zen must come first. Ex. "Jesse Zen and His Band Featuring thunda")

7. Zen will be required to attend not more than 15% of all rehearsals.

8. Zen will not haul or help load / unload any band equipment.

9. Zen maintians exclusive right to "bitch" over any topic related to said band.

10. Zen's personal "work schedule" will not be altered in any way shape or form to meet band requirements.

11. Zen will not pay for any studio / band related expenses.

12. Band members (excluding Zen) will not be allowed to bring girlfriends to any rehearsals. If said girlfriends must attend live performances Zen maintains exclusive rights to call them "hoochies".

13. 80% of all performance monies earned by band must be paid in cash to Zen by the end of aforementioned performance. The additional 20% will be retained in account for the purpose of funding spandex uniforms, and beer for Zen.

14. Zen maintians the right to amend this list at any time.

This "Zen" character sounds like a gift from heaven!

Thunda! PM, e-mail (simfonikplague@hotmail.com) or myspace me!