It's true, they're everywhere. Imagine a bowl full of little penis tips. Great image, huh?

My girlfriend is in bootcamp to become a Corrections Officer. Man, she's got a lotta crazy stories already. It seems the hardcore offenders facing serious time who get their own cell fill up their waking hours sitting around naked and jacking off. Probably most men would do that if faced with the same situation. But apparently nearly all of these guys have small dicks. Is there a correlation between having a litle dick and having an unhappy, fucked-up life as a captured criminal? My guess is yes.

Wow, you cockrockers truly ARE brilliant. What gave it away? The carnograpahic imagery or the "gotta lotta" pun? Sloppy, I salute you. Sometimes, I agree with you too.

What many of you are no doubt missing is the fact that I am a true ARTISTE.

By planting the image of a bowlful of penis tips in 70 minds, I created a hertofore unknown artform that exists not in the material world but in the minds of humans. Each planted image is unique.

Like Paul McCartney, I believe throwaway is a good thing. In fact, I'll throw away some more of my art right now:

Imagine a Catholic crucifix with a tiny little Jesus on it, writhing in agony and rolling his eyes up toward His Father who foresook him. Around his neck is another little crucifix with another little Jesus, with another little crucifix, and so on, and so on . . . Also: the original Jesus is in fact a crucified form part of a bigger Jesus' crucifix, part of another, even bigger Jesus' crucifix and you get the idea.

This is called INFINITE JESUS and Infinite Jesus has invaded your mind and everyone else's mind who reads this. Cheers.

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What many of you are no doubt missing is the fact that I am a true ARTISTE.

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