Question:
Serious stuff, from what I understand. Make your vote count!

Choices:
Yes
No

 

C'mon, Squawkers! Let's put forth a united front for a bald Gio! 4 yes's so far!

Vger.

Is zie shaving it to protest the bush crime family's racist war in Iraq? If so, then I say "Go for it"!

hippies....hippies everywhere.

she should cut off her hair, donate it to charity for a wig and then buy it back and wear it. crazy i know, just think about it for a second. Let it settle in your mind

Now that's an idea!

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Originally posted by nicholasTAB:
she should cut off her hair, donate it to charity for a wig and then buy it back and wear it. crazy i know, just think about it for a second. Let it settle in your mind

Actually, charity is what gave me the idea. I heard about this sponsored charity thing where companies in Albuquerque sponsor people who will shave their heads to donate their hair to cancer patients.

I don't know about corporate sponsorship, but the organization is called "Locks of Love." When I chopped all my hair off, I gave it to them. It seems to me that there were length requirements, but it was 4 years ago. The cancer patients who receive the hair are all kids.

Since it seems to be for a good cause (but more because it's Gio's own idea), I voted, "Yes."

Have you ever shaved your head before? It's all about your head shape. Some people can pull it off, and some look like Zippy.

I knew this guy who shaved his head to be Uncle Fester for Halloween, and it never grew back. It turned out he was balding, just very slowly, and he hadn't noticed until he tried to grow it back. Once it was off it wasn't coming back in right: not just receding like Bruce Willis or something, but all patchy and shit like a mangy dog. He had to keep it shaved forever. The best part is that he was in this rabid anti-skinhead activist group... and they booted him! It was the best thing that ever happened, comedy-wise.

The last time I shaved my head (the last summer I was a cook) I decided it looked like I had too much face afterwards-does that make any sense?-and so I shaved my eyebrows too. If you ever want a foolproof way to make little kids cry, shave your eyebrows. Even tough guys were scared of me, because you just look so wrong with no hair at all (plus I have really long eyelashes that looked huge with no other hair)

Hair is pretty fucking gross in my opinion anyway. Girls and metal dudes think it's all precious and get obsessed with what is basically dead tissue hanging off your body. I mean, it gets greasy and hangs all over, gets in your drain pipes, gets in your mouth when you make out with a girl... hair is fucking gross.

That made my day. Thanks Levi.

Yeah, assuming you have a nice head and it'll grow back... it's just hair, axe it. Plus after V for Vendetta I'm sure it'll be a big trend. Natalie Portman is hot, bald or not.

Post pics though.

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Originally posted by Levi Eleven:

The last time I shaved my head (the last summer I was a cook) I decided it looked like I had too much face afterwards-does that make any sense?-and so I shaved my eyebrows too. If you ever want a foolproof way to make little kids cry, shave your eyebrows. Even tough guys were scared of me, because you just look so wrong with no hair at all (plus I have really long eyelashes that looked huge with no other hair)

Holy shit, I think I pissed myself.

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Originally posted by Levi Eleven:
Plus after V for Vendetta I'm sure it'll be a big trend. Natalie Portman is hot, bald or not.

Wha?? Damn it!

I just found a Pic of Gio with short hair and I've gotta figure out of this ancient scanner will work with this computer. I'll try to get it up later.

So, any news on the hair yet? Gio?

I say don't do it. No girl looks good with a shaved head, just look at old Shinyhead O'Connor...If it's the same organization I'm thinking of that makes wigs for cancer patients, they only need 10 inches of hair, which I'm assuming you can cover without shaving your head completely. Don't do it.

Do it, Gio. Even if it doesn't look spectacular, because it's not about looks, it's about rock n' fuckin' roll! Ol' mc's just a bit too conservative<sigh> (Cheers, Maury!)

[QUOTE] No girl looks good with a shaved head, just look at old Shinyhead O'Connor [QUOTE]

No freaking way! I look best with a shaved head. Shaved mine in some strange high school attempt at an anti-vanity statement. Found instead I thought it looked pretty hot. Saw a girl the other day that looked brilliant with it. Shave it, Gio! Besides, hair grows. Even if you hate it, as long as you're not like Levi's Uncle Fester friend, you should be fine.

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MC: No girl looks good with a shaved head

I personally think that's bullshit. Who's hotter here?




Answer: the bald chick.
But you should be aware that a lot of guys feel the same way. People fetishize greasy locks. Some people can't tell the difference between a man and a woman without some kind of cue from hair length. They hate dudes with long hair, because they are secretly attracted to them. They will call you a dyke. But they still probably won't sleep with you unless you shave your legs and lucy first, and they always have to drive. Maybe they just like clogged drains?
Personally, I'm into women's necks and ears, so maybe it's just my own fetish: I want that gross hair shit out of my way so I can get down to business. You can't trust my opinion. I would have nailed Sinead O'Connor. I have a couple of her albums, I don't give a fuck about her politics. Mandinka rocks, and I like Emperor's New Clothes a lot too, though the video was stupid...



I'll just say again: it will grow back. It does not represent your looks or femininity.

You would still look good at an inch or two though.