I'd say it's probably best if you look at it as a common sense vs. dirty joke kind of debate.

Don't need to go overboard on the hurt feelings or righteous indignation. Don't need to revert to the high school mindset either.

I'd be all for "turnabout as fair play" approach.....penis size.....but in reverse order drill. Start with humongous, go down to microscopic.

All I can say is, I finally earned my A-cup and I couldn't feel perkier! Just keep on posting and you, too, will grow out of your dorky trainer's bra.

Boobs!

I voted against bra sizes in the previous poll and discussions; not because it offended me, but because I got bored with it.

I'm all for penis sizes though: starting with Japanese porn star, and running up to John Holmes? It would be the only time in my life that I'd have a big one...

man, that would be sweet.

On another topic, I really like fun controversy like this as opposed to the boring threads about the town sucking and stuff.

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It would be the only time in my life that I'd have a big one...

That's what I'm talking about!

Switch it to penis size.

Im serious. I wouldnt mind having 14 inches of Karma.

This thread is so Freaking ridiculous.

Yeah, this is the kind of lame, pussyfoot jive that tends to put people off of this site.

If I were offended, I'd just go somewhere else. Or start your own site. Or (now here's a novel idea) PAY for advertising for your business. Go shit in your own nest.

Only women have boobs?

Clearly you've never seen my dad with his shirt off.

This again?.....Ok fine let's do it by brain cells.....you know start of with "gas huffer", then to "blonde bombshell", "methhead", all the way up to "Einstein". That would be the only chance I have of being smart.

Hey, this is the closest some of us are ever going to get to a bra...

I am offended at your remarks Dave. Why does a "blonde bombshell" have to be the lower end of the scale?

Yeah, it should be "femi-nazi."

We could do it by drummers. Start with Ringo or Rick Allen(please don't take offense. He wasn't that great before he lost his arm) and move up to like Terry Bozzio, Danny Carey or Buddy Rich. I'm also all for the penis size idea. As Rhian said, 14 inches of karma! Woo-hoo!!!

how about a good ole drug reference...

1. Wholesome
2. Dabbling
3. Weekend Warrior
4. Daily Grinder
5. Hopeless Junkie

This is getting extremely old already....I think a whopping eleven votes were cast so could we maybe move on????

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Originally posted by 1goddess:

This is getting extremely old already....I think a whopping eleven votes were cast so could we maybe move on????

word.....

Poker hands. Flush beats two pair, that sort of thing. Those rules are the same anywhere for men or women. There are more levels to it. It's educational.

There were some good ideas last time this came up. I can't remember any of them though...

I think it has to be intuitive or common knowledge; something that people can figure out without any specialized education or scratching their heads.
It has to be something inherently sequential or hierarchical. You know, Even if people do agree on the drummer bit, they aren't going to know or agree on all the names that everyone puts out.

I can't think of anything that is as easy or makes sense so quickly as bra sizes. Even if I am bored of it.

....word.

I've had enough of you, Levi! Meet me in the alley behind Atomic's on Saturday and come ALONE. I didn't pick my nickname, I got it from other people. Because I'm small, and will wait in your bed for you to roll over and then bite you on the stomache!

Sorry... I know this is totally out of place and off-topic but I don't think that Joe dumbass got nearly enough shit for sounding so stupid.

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Originally posted by WebMonkey:
how about a good ole drug reference...

1. Wholesome
2. Dabbling
3. Weekend Warrior
4. Daily Grinder
5. Hopeless Junkie

I like this one. It fits. Rocksquawk is kinda like an addiction. Replace the 5th one with something more complimentary, like True Squawker or something like that. That way there's a motivation to keep coming back. I'd admit my own desire to get rid of the Training Bra (trifle embarrassing when you're old enough to be suffering the gravity effect). Why not something more in keeping with an online forum - which is what this is.

I get enough of da boyzz club during band practice, sheesh. I've never been a femi-nazi, but it's good common sense not to insult anyone. Most of you probably weren't cognizant when the Feminist Movement was going on - I think you may be taking a lot for granted now that many of the issues are commonly accepted. With them, the bra size was never an issue. They burned them.

I think some of ya'll might have overreacted to Swingnut's original post. She was honest, and reasonably nice about it. And I don't think she was worried about the boyzz thinking she was cool for not making waves.

Can you imagine the reaction you'd get if you decided to do degrees of color or ethnic stereotypes? What's the difference?

Enough already. Let the funny titty joke go and move on to something other than female anatomy.