Here are some more ideas ...

1. still in diapers
2. training pants
3. my own potty chair
4. skidmarks only
5. "Depends" dependent

1. Silent & Stinky
2. Polite burp
3. Belch!
4. Gaseous Blasphemy
5. Wretched Ralphin'

1. Wallflower
2. Waltz in 3/4
3. Jitterbuggin'
4. Saturday Nite Feverish
5. Burnin' up the Boards

1. Silent Observer
2. Carefully Considering
3. Speaking My Mind
4. Opining Regularly
5. Blah, Blah, Blah! ( or Let me pick my own goddamed tagline already!)

1. wannabee
2. still in the garage
3. payin' to play
4. headlining
5. adored by millions


or some variation thereof ....

Oh that's got me laughing.

I like the 4th one, but I'm sure the Old Man would love the 5th.

But seriously, whoever the Rocksquawk head honcho is now:

Just what are you trying to accomplish with this here now online forum?

Are you trying to be inclusive, or ex-clusive?

Thus far, seems like it's pretty much a "club" for folks that play original music in downtown bars. ONLY. And it's largely male.

Let somebody different come in with an attitude contra to the "status quo" here, and the sharks instantly start circling? Is that going to encourage new participation and growth?

Rocksquawk really did start out small, and Dandee did a great job with it at that stage. But couldn't it get beyond that? Couldn't it be more than a downtown boyzz club or part time hobby? For that I think you'd need to get rid of the obvious garbage.....like boob sizes. Think larger picture.

I think there will always be "characters" and flaming. I don't think it will always be positive. But I think it COULD grow and attract new and different users. Who knows, maybe we could all learn something with a little new blood coming in. I'm all for that.

And how about cleaning off some of the old band forums that nobody has posted in for years?

Hey, do you see anything from years ago? If so, please let me know and I'll ask the nearest man to take some action on that.

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Originally posted by SquawkJockey:
Hey, do you see anything from years ago? If so, please let me know and I'll ask the nearest man to take some action on that.

oh hell I stand corrected and I just get wore out scrolling down da page. musta been a senior moment. How's about six months?

Calico En Cordia
Seventh Circle
Strange Brew
Riley Switch

one more and then I'll shut up.

For the Ladies, of course.

Ever hear the story behind the lyrics of Heart's song - Barracuda?

I wonder what her perspective of women's rights was in that particular position? I'll sure bet she wasn't laughing.

Things like this start small and they grow into much larger monsters. The music industry is still very much a man's world and it's hard as hell for a woman to "make it" out there. That won't change unless you make it change. The little things matter. You don't have to burn your bras or carry an axe, but you do need to be firm and assertive. And always stick up for your sisters. Don't try to be "one of the guys". You're not, and that's a very good thing for both parties!!

Ladies, if you're in the music 'biz, don't pooh pooh things like this or worry about being cool. A decent man will listen to you if you tell him you have a beef. Oh sure, he might do a little defensive hemming, hawing, or dancing around, but if you tell him straight, he'll listen. And he'll respect you more in the long run if you don't hide your feelings.

Thanks a lot Swingnut. I just wish I'd had the guts to say it myself.

No problem, and thanks for being honest enough to spell it like you see it! I was beginning to feel I must have been smokin' crack and stumbled into the space time continuum ... The music biz is tough all around so we need to support each other on the local level however we can!

I have a small breast size, don't judge me!!!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Fuck Carrottop. Let's keep this worthless thread of bullshit rollin'. I would like to cordially invite any woman proud of her chi-chi's to reveal them at the next Unemploid show. All shapes and sizes welcome, we've never seen a pair we didn't like, honest. For those about to flash, we salute you. Saturday the 27th, Ned's @ 9. See you there ladies.

Ah, the baring of the breasts.

I can still remember that Van Halen concert I went to way back when. And "for those about to flash".......I couldn't tell ya how many times I went to see Angus's ass. Guilty, guilty, guilty as heck on that one. Good luck with it bbomb. Will you be posting bail for the ones that get hauled off for indecent exposure?

Wish I could get into it like the Wicca lady, but I can't. She makes me laugh. I suppose I could be a little less preachy, but I'd still defend the point as long as anyone else keeps going. I can have a sense of humor, but I'd still say we need some new and different Karma.

Teenie! Weenie!

I'm not complaining about "breast size" the way I see it, My boobs get bigger with each new post!...besides have you heard of Breast Augmentations?

Augmentations. Hmmmmm. Would that be the next level? God forbid, we wouldn't want the old veterans to be held back with the existing levels. And what would the new levels be? 1. Honeydew Melons 2. Soccer Ball 3. Basketball 4. Beach Ball 5. I've fallen and I can't get up?

Nah. Teenie Weenies. I can advocate that much because I'm sure it will NEVER happen. I'd just LOVE to see the guys deal with it, even if it was only for a week.

But I still like the ones Swingnut put up there.

How about 'punching bags'?

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Originally posted by bbomb:
.....we've never seen a pair we didn't like, honest.

Speak for yourself, cousin. I've run into a few that would put a man off his food.

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Originally posted by foodstamps:
How about 'punching bags'?

quote:

Originally posted by bbomb:
.....we've never seen a pair we didn't like, honest.

Speak for yourself, cousin. I've run into a few that would put a man off his food.

I've run into a few that were very similar to food actually. Cotton candy, sacks of oatmeal.

...Now that's offensive!

Oranges in socks. Half filled water balloons.

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Originally posted by foodstamps:
Oranges in socks. Half filled water balloons.

Now that's the best description of the "gravity effect" I've ever heard.

Whatta ya say boyzzzz. Had enough of boobs yet?
I can keep going until you've had enough.

Well, here is potentially the best depiction of the gravity effect for you.


Lick... TSSSSSSSSSSS!

Is it the hair that you don't like?

Whaddya mean? What's not to like? maybe you have to lick around the scabby lesions and pick some of the dark and curlies out of your teef, but so what? Don't poke your eye out with the scary toof necklace.