This is a very important poll.

Question:
Who are the most annoying people?

Choices:
Internet trolls who have nothing better to do than talk shit on message boards
White dudes with dreads
People who send texts while driving
Large pickup truck owners with desk jobs
Motorcycle jocks
Wiggers

 

It's Wiggaz.... Don't want to offend anyone...

You forgot "losers that have nothing to do but make boring, 'normal' posts on message boards all day and can't even type." And what is a "wigger?" Is that like a tweeker? White dudes with dreads? Who cares? That's just predjudiced, man! This poll sucks! Why is it any less "trollish" than what I type?

I vote for the motorcycle jocks. I fucking hate those noisy-ass motorcyles balsting away the neighborhood. At least I know those assholes are making themselves deaf.

Holy Shit!

This pretty much covers all my favorite to hate. You certainly have your finger on the pulse, Squawk Knocker. Great poll, but I need a "All Of The Above" type device. Too hard to choose...

yes. all of the above needs to be in there. The truck one also needs these additions: people with huge pickup trucks who never ever move anything bigger than their own ass and are too weak to drive it right.

What about motorcycle jocks who also drive large diesel pickups and are wiggers? ... it's so hard to choose!!!!!!!!!!!!

I personally like wiggers. There’s nothing quite as entertaining as hearing Ebonics come out of the mouth of some white over privileged kid with a college fund.

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Originally posted by Proletariat:
I personally like wiggers. There’s nothing quite as entertaining as hearing Ebonics come out of the mouth of some white over privileged kid with a college fund.

this coming from the guy who said "byatch" in the ralli's forum.

zing!

I live to entertain.

ahhh... I love to see the Motorcycle Jocks in the lead. Bee-yutch!

For me, it's a 3 way tie between white folks with dreads, big truck drivers with desk jobs (and tiny joints) and wiggers. since I could only vote once, i did vote for wiggers. Damn, I hates me a wigger. Here are some wiggery Unemploid lyrics:

Wigger:

Strap up, it's time to hit the street
Cell phone in hand and pants around your feet
Gonna holla at bitches
Gonna show it all off
Gonna show the world I'm hard
Gonna go hang out at the bus stop

It must suck to be a wigger
Jokes don't come any bigger
It has got to suck to be a wigger
Jokes don't come any bigger, no, no, no...

Got my gold toof
And my gold chain
To compensate for my tiny dick and bird brain
Got my pager
And my Kangol
Run the shithead flag up the flagpole
My parents say it's just a stage
That I'm just stupid for my age

Hanging out at the pay phone
At the Circke K
Stealin' money from little kids
Hop on my bike and ride away

It must suck to be a wigger
Jokes don't come any bigger
It has got to suck to be a wigger
Jokes don't come any bigger, no, no, no...

Just why do wiggers like BMX bikes so much, anyway? Speaking of bikes, why aren't Road Bikers on the list? Jock boy motorcycle racers are annoying, but at least that's a problem that usually solves itself eventually. I also would have liked to see the Battlecar Galactica pricks represented here. Putting a huge plastic wing on the trunk lid and installing a muffler that sounds like a bee in a tin can don't make the Civic go any faster.

Levi hit it on the head, those that own the trucks but can't even drive them. On a bike those things look like imminent death to me. Most of them, as is my experience with large pickups (Hummers, H2, H3 owners fit into this category), don't know how to fucking drive at all! No turn signal, they don't notice anything else except the 48oz soda they're slurping down, talking on the phone (about nothing!), and swerving in and out of the lines makes me put my vote firmly with them.

Wiggers make me laugh more than annoy me, same with white dudes with dreads. Trolls can be ignored (this thread is currently doing well to avoid Rocksquawk's new resident troll).

You know what also annoys me? Andy Rooney, talking about what annoys him. "Did you ever notice how many different types of water they sell? There's one from Fiji, another from the Alps, and here's one that says it's from a municipal source in Dallas..." Arrgh! I may well be the only person under 55 that watches 60 Minutes, but what the hell is that guy talking about?

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Originally posted by The Musk:
Levi hit it on the head, those that own the trucks but can't even drive them. On a bike those things look like imminent death to me. Most of them, as is my experience with large pickups (Hummers, H2, H3 owners fit into this category), don't know how to fucking drive at all! No turn signal, they don't notice anything else except the 48oz soda they're slurping down, talking on the phone (about nothing!), and swerving in and out of the lines makes me put my vote firmly with them.

Yeah, you guys both have it down. I've driven my fair share of big trucks for work, and I'm really annoyed with the kind of Hummer driving assholes who block two lanes of traffic when they try to make a left turn across a busy street. They don't know how to use their side mirrors and they don't care. They can't even park it right. If the truck is too much for you, get an Aveo.

I wonder if Juggalos (Juggaloes?) are grouped in with the wiggazzzz z or with the white boys with dreads?

Whatever group they fall into gets my vote.

Oh yeah--and what about Rock Show Douchebags? You know, the big bald dudes that drink Coors and Jager and then try to start fights with teenagers and/or malnourished teetotaller college kids? They usually wear either polos and denim shorts or black West Coast Choppers tees and cargo pants. They tend to take the mosh pit way too seriously. One of their main characteristics is the sweat-speckled roll of flesh on the backs of their necks. I changed my mind--those guys get my vote over the juggalos since they tend to somewhat dampen my music-going experiences.

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Originally posted by gio:
I wonder if Juggalos (Juggaloes?) are grouped in with the wiggazzzz z or with the white boys with dreads?

Whatever group they fall into gets my vote.

The Juggalos that I usually see are big bottomed white trash girls who drive Bronco IIs. They mainly keep to themselves and generally save whatever trouble they make for the fellow residents of whatever apartment complex they live in.

I'm interested about your comments about rock show douchebaggery. This sounds like it stems from a personal experience or two. I'd love to hear more about it if this were so!

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foodstamps: Hummer driving assholes who block two lanes of traffic when they try to make a left turn across a busy street

they really are just like the old ladies in the boat-mobiles. they have to slow to ten to make any turn and they still take up the whole two, three lanes to do it.

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Gio: Rock Show Douchebags? You know, the big bald dudes that drink Coors and Jager and then try to start fights with teenagers and/or malnourished teetotaller college kids? They usually wear either polos and denim shorts or black West Coast Choppers tees and cargo pants. They tend to take the mosh pit way too seriously. One of their main characteristics is the sweat-speckled roll of flesh on the backs of their necks.

And they take their shirts off a lot? Are those the guys? pretty much at the first excuse that shirt is off, no matter what they look like under it. Had a beer? better get that shirt off. 75 degrees? what are you still wearing a shirt for, dude? Then they hit that mosh pit, even for an indie rock band. Their sweat skeeting the entire crowd...

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Musk: You know what also annoys me? Andy Rooney

as a kid I read all his books (no, I don't know why), which are really just collections of his rants. I love a rant of any type, but as the years rolled on, he repeated himself a LOT (easy 15 articles through his books about how cluttered his house is), and seemed to start looking for things to get picky about for sure. Any day now his piece will start out with, "why don't damn kids stay off my lawn?" I also hate Dave Berry. He thinks he is very funny, but he's funny in this way: a small-town friend's parents after a beer too many. Later, those parents split up. Like, there is something NOT funny behind that smirk.

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Originally posted by trout mouth:
[QUOTE]they really are just like the old ladies in the boat-mobiles. they have to slow to ten to make any turn and they still take up the whole two, three lanes to do it.

Old ladies really, really are slacking today. Even more than usual. I was used to going into places like Denny's and Village Inn and expecting to see blue and pink haired ol' ladies scattered about the place. No more, it seems.

Is the term "blue hair" no longer relevant? Golly!

Am I so old that only I am able to remember old ladies with the unnarturally blue and pink hair all over town? Have they all realized the ability to dye their wispy locks blond or solid grey? It must be a modern marvel. It was incredile to believe, at one time, that their disapproval of punk rock kids dying thier hair with Manic Panic hues to be a threat to humanity. Look in the mirror, ol' lady!

I have not seen a good, honest blue hair around town for years. Even at Furr's Cafeterias, serrving from the tea cart or not.

Now they're all driving Escalades and spending their kids' inheritance, it seems.

What about hippies?

Thanks for pointing that out, Geoff, but I think it's pretty well been covered.

We got snow up here last night, and the Manzanos have a pretty dusting of it this morning. Don't be fooled! This time of year is prime hippie breeding season, and, as they usually nest in the lower elevations around this town, their nests were probably not effected by last night's cold temps. So if you're walking around Nob Hill/Downtown/The UNM Area and you see a hippie nest on the ground, be sure to kick it over and STOMP ON ALL THE EGGS!!!! The latter point is very important, as the hippie female is very often able to lay more eggs many days after the first litter, even after being decapitated. Hippies are a plague, and they need to be wiped out.