Jim....OK

Good afternoon, gentle friends.

Your site was recently brought to my attention by an associate of mine who is a member of this community, and is very concerned about the direction in which it is heading. Let's cut to the chase.

The skull icons you are now using are an affront to Christians and an offense to decent, moral people everywhere. It furthers the notion that rock and roll musicians are Devil worshipping heathens and hedonistic drug addicts. Is this the image you wish to portay?

Friends, given the way that things are in this world today, it is time to become especially mindful of your immortal souls. We are concerned about you. The End of Days is surely upon us, and those of you who refuse to repent will certainly burn in everlasting hell fire.

Is this the eternity you wish to face? Clean up your act! Eschew these worldly pursuits and demonic false image skulls! The Devil is here on Rock Talk! He is a slippery, wicked thing, and I fear that many of you are unaware of his presence. Reverse your course now before it is too late. Repent or burn! This site is hell bound! The Power of the Prophets compels you!

We're on Satan's side.
And we love it.

I sure hope I go to hell...... that is where all my friends will be!

Ha ha ha!
That's fucking hilarious.
I hope you are the same person as Wiccan Goddess.
You can totally debate yourself.
Thanks for the laugh.

Motion that we change the skulls to little pentagrams or goat heads.
No!- tiny needles of heroin! With HUGE BREASTS

Actually . . . .do I want to say this? . . .Hell Ya . . . The little skulls look just like the markers we had under the pilot (or AC Commander's) access hatch on our heilo's back about 35 years ago (and we got it from certain other flyers from about 60 years ago.
Out-Fucking-Standing Aces - Carry On

nomad

Friends, the Devil comes in many forms. Sometimes it is a bottle of liquor. Sometimes it is the temptation of an easy woman. Other times, Satan come upon us as a three legged dog with one eye and two teeth.

Within this community of the damned, however, Old Scratch manifests himself with every note coming from out of a speaker cabinet, every beat of the drum, and with the unholy vomit that pours forth from your mouths onto the willing microphone.

Some of the music groups here on Rock Talk are worse than others, yet all are unrepentant sinners and shall share in the same fate! The flames of the Lake of Fire!

Here is a partial list of some of the more flagrant offenders:

The Answer Lies - Christ is the Answer. Blasphemy!

The Dirty Novels - Smut is the road to hell! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Five Munite Sin - A clear and brazen reference to a fast, awkward sexual act of sodomy.

Lower Than Dirt - What's under the dirt? Why, Hell and the Devil, of course!

The Unemploid - Sloth is one of the Seven Deadly Sins!

Tanuki - Pagan worshippers of a nonexistent alien diety.

Romeo Goes to Hell - And so shall you! REPENT, SCENESTERS!!!

The Oktober People - An obvious reference to Godless communism!

The Defecates - Simply filthy!

Below the Sound - Yes, friends, subliminal messages sympathetic to Satan and his minions exist in their music. They are powerful, though inaudible.

Ruthless
Army in
Magog's
Service

Black Maria - Though ostensibly a reference to the Black Virgin in Spain, the name actually serves as a means to desecrate Mary, a la Black Sabbath. Plus, half the guys in the band look like Tom Araya. Altogether an evil stealth vehicle for the Son of the Morning.

Repent! Forsake your black tee shirts and tight vintage polyester clothing! Repent, and save yourselves!

quote:

Five Munite Sin - A clear and brazen reference to a fast, awkward sexual act of sodomy.

Ha ha Ha! They should put that on their business cards!

Brother Jimbo is hilarious.

Sure glad somebody around here has a sense of humor. I was getting worried for awhile.

Bro.Jimbo has surely spent some time lurking around this place to know it so well!

What a lurker! I bet he's got his hands in his trenchcoat right now!