Seems the new Dodge Nitro is not just so volatile that it takes a bomb squad to place a parking ticket on it, but it also electrocutes dogs. Just the thing for the pot bellied wanna be tough guys who just got their first paycheck from Intel, or the twentysomething northeast heights cholo who will deck it out with rented 22 inch rims before having it repod the second month in.

Really, who at Dodge said, after seeing this commercial, "great idea!"? I can understand the dog wanting to piss on it, but isn't the smoking corpse a bit much?

Perhaps all the victims of scooter theft on this board should consider a similar security system.

Either that or switch to a car for transportation...

Everyone knows that scooters are for girls and mildly retarded people. Still, I have more respect for any "male" scooter rider than a guy driving a Plymouth Colt or a Festiva. Has anyone else noticed that many scooter riders tend to be kinda fat? It looks like a pumpkin riding a peanut down the road. Maybe it's time to just get a damned bike and lose the disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle. Either that or just commit and buy a motorcycle. Fat guys on motorcycles look fierce.

Clearly that dog was going to steal that car.