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this is pretty gruesome.


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dude, that's not even close to being real.


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If this were to take place, what do you think the result would be?
 
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Depends. If the midgets had nothing but their little arms and legs to fight with, then the lion would rip every single last one of them to shreds. If they had weapons of some sort, then the lion would lose.
 
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Oh, man! It totally got me. I'd almost believe ANYTHING fucked up that came out of Cambodia. Why do people always use the BBC window for the hoaxes? I spotted the zombie one from a few years back right away, but was in too much of a hurry for this. It's a good thing I happened to leave this window open, or I might have forwarded it to everybody!

And: it all depends on if the midgets had weapons. Even spears or knives, they'd totally win. Without? Boy, I'm not sure!
 
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Even if they did not have weapons, 42 is a big number. The lion could only eat or maul 1 or 2 at a time, that leaves 40 to pounce.
 
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Originally posted by DaveFame:
Even if they did not have weapons, 42 is a big number. The lion could only eat or maul 1 or 2 at a time, that leaves 40 to pounce.

Pounce and do what? A punch or kick would only make the lion turn and maul them, and they probably wouldn't be getting up after even a single swipe. Only a handful could reach him at a time even if he were surrounded, and he could easily outrun them or knock them over and move to a better defensive position.

Better leverage, more mass, more speed... Lions kill things- they know what they are doing when they do it.

I suppose if unarmed it might depend on the arena. If they could corner him, exhaust him, then sure, they might drown him in their blood. Or if well and specifically trained.
 
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Originally posted by DaveFame:
Even if they did not have weapons, 42 is a big number. The lion could only eat or maul 1 or 2 at a time, that leaves 40 to pounce.

Pounce and do what? .


I heard that midgets have super strength. Plus what does the average midget weigh, 80lbs? That's 3360 lbs of midget.
 
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Originally posted by Burning Beard:
dude, that's not even close to being real.


yeah it was a good one though. the URL kinda gives it away..


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Better leverage, more mass, more speed... Lions kill things- they know what they are doing when they do it.

That sounds like an excuse to post a picture of my new kitten.


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That sounds like an excuse to post a picture of my new kitten.


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new best band name ever: Panthera Leo


that is all

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