If you help us get some shows you can have your pick of any of our groupies!!
We'll get ya drunk, laid and you'll be able to run faster and jump higher!! all your dreams will come true!! all you gotta do is help us get some shows lined up, and your set!!


(disclaimer: BTG has no groupies that are for sale, rent, lease or to borrow out. Any and all use of said groupies is purely on the part of those participating. Any and all booze or other substaces were probably not supplied by the band or it's affiliates. If you expeirance any fullfillment of dreams and or the abilty to do more than you could before, it is purely coincidental and most likely an act of god for helping his favorite metal band.)

(disclaimer 2: we may or may not be gods favorite band, he hasn't gotten back to us yet.)