Mmm... Kulmbacher Eisbock.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and declare my disdain for PBR beer. It's awful and I don't know why so many people drink it. (although I'll fucking drink it if someone buys me one )

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... PBR beer.... It's awful and I don't know why so many people drink it.

How simultaneously strapped for cash and thirsty for beer have you been? As for me, I drank some last night, and I didn't find the taste awful, but there's no 'personality' to the beer, but I begin to care less and less for quality when I have no money but still want to drink. There is a point when we all have to show some self respect and not drink mouthwash or 'Rain' [shudder], but for me that point is well beyond drinking PBR.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and declare my disdain for PBR beer. It's awful and I don't know why so many people drink it.

If I want to drink a few beers, I go with a nice stout. If I'm going to be drinking 15 beers, I go with PBR, it's inoffensive and I won't be passed out at the end of the night.

I'll go out on an even more precarious limb and state my disdain for IPAs. That style wore out its welcome on my palate a long time ago. I get it. it's hoppy. These days, each one pretty much tastes like the next.

An exception, though, Bridgeport IPA was the first one I ever had, and is actually very good.

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How simultaneously strapped for cash and thirsty for beer have you been?

yeah but you have to drink 20 of them to catch a buzz!

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How simultaneously strapped for cash and thirsty for beer have you been?

yeah but you have to drink 20 of them to catch a buzz!

That's the point!

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That's the point!

I'd rather have two crown on the rocks then have 2 gallons of shitty beer in my stomach!

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That's the point!

I'd rather have two crown on the rocks then have 2 gallons of shitty beer in my stomach!

But the 2 crowns will go down in a matter of minutes, what do you drink for the other 10 hours? If you happen to be drinking for 10 hours.

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But the 2 crowns will go down in a matter of minutes, what do you drink for the other 10 hours? If you happen to be drinking for 10 hours.

tecate

Some people have the opinion that adding fruit to beer which is commonly done with Tecate is itself fruity and pansy. I laugh at people like that. But in a real beer test cometition I would think that fruit isn't allowed to be added to the beer. So I wonder how well Tecate and Blue Moon hold up . . .

Someone commented that Heiny tastes like ass. Well, some people like the taste of ass. I had a girlfriend I let stick her tongue in mine a few times. It did nothing for me and I don't really understand her motivation. She just wanted to "taste me." And she liked it. If you like ass sex, that's great, more power to ya, but personally I don't like to go near the shit hole. Strangely enough, I find shit to be gross.

Pabst is a real mans beer. Brewed by burly union workers in the toilet that is Milwaukee. Along with Hamms, Old Style, Blatz, Old Milwaukee, and others. These are local brews that up here drinking anything else gets you tagged as a pansy.

And Chknfkrconformist. You ain't had pussy since pussy had you. So shut the fuck up.

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And Chknfkrconformist. You ain't had pussy since pussy had you. So shut the fuck up.

Haha
Yeah, seriously. Shut the fuck up. No one cares about your stories of salad-tossing and limp-dickery.

I'm drunk on whiskey tonight, and I don't care who knows it. SALUT!!

Gin and Tonics here.

I have finished a 12 pack of Heineken Light. A small feat, I know. What a great session beer! Last night, I had Scotch, Newcastle, and finished up with port wine. Mmmmmm, port. 20% alcohol, and a lot like NyQuil in many respects. I decree that port will be my new Scotch.

Hooray port! Hooray for the PORTugese!

Heineken original, and coors original (again) here tonight. . . it's actually not that bad of a mix. They're both lagers, I usually like having a nice ale and a lager. But I was driving by Monte Carlo and had to grab some beer that looked good, so these will do. Speakin of Monte Carlo, god damn do they have some good steaks. . . sorry that's for another discussion all together. . . .

when the drink tickets come it's two 16oz tecates.. after that, it's miller high life.. you will rarely see me with anything else.

Really, really, really bad... burn't office coffee. Why does it always have to taste like death but yet I always keep drinking it?

Golden Pride O.J.