i am in costa rica, drinking Imperial Beer. cheers

Tonight I am graced with th epresence of two 40s of Old English Malt liquor. My Easter Eggs, I suppose. Funny thing, my brother, when he was living in Houston, lived near a park that they called "Easter Egg Park" because each morning, driving by, you could see all the empty 40 oz bottles, all brown, green, and clear, littering the park's turf like Easter eggs.

On another Easter tip, I got my Easter basket early this year from a satisfied client who filled said basket with not eggs, but steaks. Gooooood local steaks. Num num.

I just got back from Vegas, and I went to the Hofbrauhaus and had 3 huge fuckin steins full of dark. I dont remember much else, other than I know it was good beer.

Wow, you are fuckin' cool! But apparently a bit of a lightweight . . .

Pizza Port -- Carlsbad Chronic!

What is that Carlsbad Chronic? It's not like Hempen Ale, is it?

yOu Guyzzz are a bunch of pussiezzz

Fuck yeah doinit rite tinite!!!!

Fuck fag beer

A nice bottle of La Fin Du Monde (9%) while watching the Red Sox vs the Devil Rays.

Crown Royal, ay.

dog piss, chilled.

What's an appropriate chaser for chilled dog piss?

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Originally posted by MLX John:
A nice bottle of La Fin Du Monde (9%) while watching the Red Sox vs the Devil Rays.

Oh, Lordy, is it that time of year again?

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Originally posted by Baterista Simfonika:
What's an appropriate chaser for chilled dog piss?

Pickle Juice Sport!

And, yes, this shit will give you diarrhea. Trust me. I know all about the diarrhea.

I've got something for you foodstamps. I saw a commercial early one morning for this product that you put into the toilet before you destroy it and it's supposed to eliminate the order so you can do your business in public "with confidence".

I'm sure Mrs. Foodstamps would appriciate it.

I'm going to start a movement to have machines in bathrooms next to the tampon/condom machines across the country (especially in places like Wal-mart and Target) so we can all enter the bathrooms with confidence that we won't be suffocated by the stench of rotten ass.

P.S. I have to wonder how desperate these actors were to say yes when their agents called with the obligitory "I've got a job for you."

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Originally posted by Jenny Tonic:
I'm going to start a movement

Ah'm 'bout to start a movement, too. And, being that I have had about 1&3/4 of a pound of mild cheddar during the past 2 days, I have enough "Bud Mud" to stucco a Maya pyramid, El Castillo at Chichen or the likes. I suggest you either wear eye protection or get completely out of the way. I'm all blocked up, but it's starting to give some.

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P.S. I have to wonder how desperate these actors were to say yes when their agents called with the obligitory "I've got a job for you."

P.S. I recommend you bring some Visine and an MSA OSHA rated face shield.

Mr. foodstamps, sir, while diarrhea is not the desired effect amongst myself and bandmates, I was wondering if you had any particular suggestions on malodorous-flatulence-producing products. The diarrhea is no good if gigging, but we're definitely a "gas-powered" band and perform better if we're choking out the folks in front "row" with our gaseous, anal subroutine...

Oh, most definitely. Limited amounts of pickle or olive brine. Half of a jar of Lindsay olive juice will do. YOu cna temper this with a cocktail of Immodium AD (the chemical cork) and Sprite, 7Up (the Uncola) or Ginger ale. Beware of unintended and involuntary anal leakage. As an added bonus, either treatment will take away the agony of muscle cramps. You wioll fart and laugh the night away.

In terms of ounces, what does "limited amounts" mean? Is there any solid which you recommend? For us, it's usually a coffee, cigarettes, and possibly a gas station sangwitch, but with extremely varying results on the potential gaseous output...

And I'm supposedly playing some music with your brother and Matt "the MILFHUNTINGKRAUT" tomorrow...

Good to know that Derek is still sort of sane and somewhat cognizant.

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