I have a blog/column up now on alibi.com. It would help me a lot if you went there and read it and heckled me. It's unresearched movie reviews from memory!
It needs an audience: http://alibi.com/?story=23224&scn=blog&submit_user_comment=y

You are the real rich latta

I'm more real, and less rich.

beautiful

if more people did things from memory,
we would have a lot more to forget

There's a new retrospeculative from Levi here: link

This one's about The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Hooray!

I can't decide which to do next. Hot to Trot? Problem Child? The Untouchables? ...there are so many movies I haven't watched in years that I could disrespect.

I'm full of so much love right now.

Great review!

I suggest doing dog/cop movies. Dog as a cop, cop with a dog, cop becomes dog... there must be a 4 part series there, at least. Also, Problem Child was the WORST. I'd love to see it destroyed in a review.

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I suggest doing dog/cop movies. Dog as a cop, cop with a dog, cop becomes dog...

I believe you are referring to a sector within the 'dogsploitation' genre.

I know there will be some blowback from this, but:

K9 > Turner and Hooch.

There, I said it.

Problem Child... yeah, I can't remember how it ends, but I'm betting my guess will be exactly on the money.

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Problem Child... yeah, I can't remember how it ends, but I'm betting my guess will be exactly on the money.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the end scene was the bad guy from the movie (who I think was played by Lenny from Lenny and Squiggy, or the principal from Ferris Bueller's day off) laying in the back of trailer full of hay with bull testicles swinging in his face.

No. It was Kramer from Seinfeld.

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Originally posted by captain of industry:
No. It was Kramer from Seinfeld.

That's right!