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Originally posted by Skreech:
...Black I would love to go point for point with you but your choir loves your preaching so I'll let it be...

O.K. son,

-the name is black, not Black.

-I'm no choir direcor and certainly no preacher (although I am an ordained Minister). It's not my fault that people are starting to think for themselves and look behind the smoke and mirrors of this campaign.

-Don't think for a moment I believe in either party or it's canidates. Remember, earlier in this thread I stated my feelings about elections;

"Presidential elections are held mainly for the purpose of smear campaigns, dis-information and stirring shit up. That way the populace are distracted from the real issues."

-I hate liers and hypocrates. Professional politicians usually fall into both catagories and reek of unchecked corruption and s.t.d.s. The rePubliMcCains seem to suffer more from that than the other side, so far.

-Going "point to point" with me on this would not only be dissapointing for you, but could cause serious lung, liver, sinus and emotional distress to your system unless you are adaquetly prepared. Get back to me on your training regime.

-I'm also the only one who has been a serious supporter of either Snoopy or Alfred E. Newman for pResident.

-I like to post things that get sheep all up in arms.

-I like to post things.

-I like to Rock.

-I like to party.

-I'm a Taurus, what's your sign?

Skreech, are you suggesting the Rapture has already happened? If so, you should be in "Heaven" right about now, according to the "Holy Book."

Instead, you are getting PWNED on Rocksquawk. How does that work, exactly?

Also, please answer these Xtianity-related queries...

Is there free wireless in "Heaven"?

How about iPods? If so, will they let us play Black Metal?

And finally, can The Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that HE himself can't eat it?

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Originally posted by Skreech:
Revelations is such a cryptic book that there have been many theories on the order that the events of the end times will happen.

Yes, yes. Now roll the di.

*rolls dice*

fuck. I summoned a troll.

Less we forget;

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I summoned a troll.

Great now we're all fucked! Where's the dungeon master when you need him most?

Racer I am suggesting that we christians don't know exactly how it will happen. There are six or so major theories about the end. Some of them have the anti-christ coming before the rapture. But that's beside the point. The point is that I don't give a shit if the end is near or not.

What's Xianity? You too much of a pussy to say Christ?

Blackie everyone's minds are already made up. It's not like smoke and mirrors matter. The opinions of squawkers for the most part have always leaned liberal democrat. Everyone on here says that they don't like to be afilliated with either party because that gives them a sense of being noble or above the fray.

Me I am a Republican and I'm ok with that. The automatic assumption amongst squawkers is that because of that I am a tool or a sheep. My opinions then become invalid and are written off. Thats fine. However it flies in the face of forward thinking ideals where people aren't characterized by being associated with a group of people. I get the vibe that you guys think I automatically write off your opinions but I don't. I have spent countless hours reaserching and verifying what is said about politics here. I enjoy it because it's educational. I learn so much more by arguing with people then my ADD ass would ever learn from lectures. I wanna be right dammit! Good motivater.

Black if you hate liars and hypocrites then quit referencing obviously bullshit articles that have no direct sources. Get rid of your preconcieved notions and stop being a part of the smoke and mirrors bullshit. I don't blame you though cause it is a lot of fun.

Black you never dissapoint me.

Consider me an armed sheep. I'm gonna start a militia.

Posting is fun.

Rocking is fun.

Partying is fun.

I am a stubborn ass Taurus also. So which one of us is the unstoppable force, and which one is the imovable object? Better yet which one is the Batman and Which one is the Joker?

Hey I could go on about that. See black is black and thus leans toward the dark knight but a punkrocker being anarchist leans Joker. Me I really stick to principal leaning me toward batman but I'm not a badass and am the odd one out (at least on squawk) and not really taken seriously leaning me Joker.

Terry do you hate me?

Don't worry guys my elf is a level 12.

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What's Xianity? You too much of a pussy to say Christ?

I have no idea what "Xianity" might be - did you just make it up? Christ, dood. Get yer poop together!

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Originally posted by Skreech: Revelations is such a cryptic book.....

It's Revelation, not Revelations. I would also have accepted the Apocalypse of John, etc. But yes, cryptic. Here's some summaries of theories:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Revelation#Schools_of_interpretation
I don't see the point in speculating though, since none shall know the hour, right? Aren't we supposed to be bewaring of false prophets? They have all been wrong so far: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4717864.ece
Of course, I think the whole thing is made up. I respect people's right to faith, but when they start making public policy decisions based on it, I have to object.

Yes its singular. It's a habit. So many plural books Acts, Romans, Corinthians, Galations, Ephesians, Thessalonians... Plural just starts to ring off the tongue.

Inevitably why does politics always lead to religion? I never bring it up either.

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Originally posted by Skreech:
Plural just starts to ring off the tongue.

Inevitably why does politics always lead to religion?

Uhhh, when some people make policy decisions according to their religious beliefs, it's bound to happen.

Mugwump jizm can't be beat.

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Originally posted by 55378008:
Snopes has this pretty good bit on that topic. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/antichrist.asp Best example: the book of Revelation was written well before there even were Muslims, so where did the Muslim descent thing come up from? I suppose I should be amazed how many militant religious people don't even read their own Bible. The ones who do read it are rarely the ones with the handwritten signs on the side of the road. Maybe they should teach it in school. Then people who get Fs can just be excluded from the conversation entirely.

Absolutely! Teach the Bible in school! So long as it's done objectively, teaching the Bible in school will go a long way towards exposing the fallicy and harm of this archaic pile of shit. It would be a major step towards eliminating deity-based religion altogether!

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Originally posted by SSgt Winterlock-o-Licious:

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I summoned a troll.

Great now we're all fucked! Where's the dungeon master when you need him most?

Absolutely! Teach the Bible in school! So long as it's done objectively, teaching the Bible in school will go a long way towards exposing the fallicy and harm of this archaic pile of shit. It would be a major step towards eliminating deity-based religion altogether!