This poll is long overdue!

Question:
Who is the biggest TOOL on rocksquawk?

Choices:
Squawk Knocker
allergy gallery
WebMonkey
foodstamps
Skreech
sptough
bl0cks
Proletariat
bl0cks
G-e-o Double Fizzle
black
listentoblackflag
mc
Burning Beard
Squawk Jockey
MLX John
sssk
RacerX
OTHER (leave comment)

 

You have blocks on there twice.
What do I get if I win?

are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

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Originally posted by Burning Beard:
are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

That would make you a self proclaimed tool. Tooly. Who cares anyway? We all know DaveFame is the resounding master of sarcasm. Why isn't he on the list? I'm writing him in!

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You have blocks on there twice.

Yeah, that's cheating!! and no DaveFame?? blasphemy!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Proletariat:
DaveFame Why isn't he on the list? I'm writing him in!

You should learn how this site works. It's becasue I'm on the punk rock power rankings list.......

No me. No Camaro Matt. No Wiccan Earth Goddess.

What the hell?

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Originally posted by DaveFame:

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Originally posted by Proletariat:
DaveFame Why isn't he on the list? I'm writing him in!

You should learn how this site works. It's becasue I'm on the punk rock power rankings list.......

Uh...So is black. I guess I'm still learning and could never be as informed you Dave. You still get my vote.

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Originally posted by Burning Beard:
are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

People are apparently voting for themselves. Look at how many have one vote. A self vote. TOOLS!

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Originally posted by Proletariat:

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Originally posted by DaveFame:

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Originally posted by Proletariat:
DaveFame Why isn't he on the list? I'm writing him in!

You should learn how this site works. It's becasue I'm on the punk rock power rankings list.......

Uh...So is black. I guess I'm still learning and could never be as informed you Dave. You still get my vote.

You catch on quick

Dave, you're just trying to get votes.

Write in Dave!

Dave for toolmaster!

tom cruise is a tool

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Originally posted by WebMonkey:
tom cruise is a tool

Tom Cruise is on Rocksquawk? Wait... is he Cracksmoker?

What about gretchen the slime queen?

What exacltly do y'all consider to be a tool? What are the requirements?

"tool" wikipedia

"tool" urban dictionary

We need some new insults. Tool and douche have been the go-to for long enough already. I'm going with jackoff until I hear something better.

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Originally posted by allergy gallery:
"tool" wikipedia

"tool" urban dictionary

Ah, good. Thanks, Levi. All this time I thought it might have meant something insulting or derogatory.

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We need some new insults. Tool and douche have been the go-to for long enough already. I'm going with jackoff until I hear something better.

I like prick and asshole just fine. Like the spandex clad yuppie pricks who ride their road bikes along Tramway all the time, riding RIGHT ON THE WHITE LINE that separates traffic lines from the shoulder. These assholes need to use the bike paths. The shoulder of Tramway should be reserved for where these pricks go to bleed to death & die after being struck by the odd Range Rover or Rav4 that is not turning east on Spain or Academy to go into high Desert, rich Prick territory.

These yuppie prick assholes make my blood pressure rise to approximately the pressure they put into their narrow, road biking tires.

Yeah, I like the classics too, but it's nice to have something with a little shock value, like if they have to think for a second about if they are supposed beat you up or not. It's like a slap in the face, while the classics are just a part of speech at this point, just fun adjectives and such. I mean, I call my mom an asshole. I need something with teeth, something fresh. For a while, tool and douche were just dripping with distain and hipster cred, now they are too casually thrown around. The "c word" seems like the only thing left that makes people gasp, and I'd like something a bit more versatile, without all the baggage of gender.

I had a girlfriend who used "shitneck" all the time, and it made no sense but cracked me up.

I've used this one only once for Levi actually. Mothercuntlicker!! Nice shock value insult. I personally enjoy calling someone an Albuquerque sunday driver but mostly get weird looks for that.

What?!? Only one vote for me? I'm slipping.

Anyway, when it comes to insults, I prefer "bleeding hemorrhoid on the sphincter of the universe," myself.