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Originally posted by allergy gallery:
The "c word" seems like the only thing left that makes people gasp,

Cum guzzling gutter slut?

My mom uses the word "shit-ass" sometimes.

I like the term fuckpipe. My friend's dad called me this at his house when I was in high school, and it stuck. "Quit being so loud while we're recording fuckpipe!". Sorry Lars' dad.

Why am I not an option? Don't the feeble-brained christ-lickers on here remember that I think Christianity and mental retardation are on par with one-another?! Hate me! I hate you. Write me in.

Harry / U7d

We're honored not to be mentioned on said list.

clearly there were many TOOLs omitted from the list! I demand a recount!!!!!!

I second the motion.

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Originally posted by allergy gallery:

We need some new insults.

Professor of Hesh Studies at Vag State University. AKA Bartimus.

One thing IS for sure though! Skreech wins! By a pretty amazing majority! Unless the voting got all fucked up in Ohio and we elected someone who is totally un-qualified for the job. Oh wait, I was thinking of a different Christian election "winner".

Harry / U7d

What a bunch of pussys you losers are! You glorify being hated and praise "tools," but when you had a REAL tool on here, you kicked him off like a closed-minded fundy! You're like little kids who poke a hornet's nest with a stick and then run away screaming for mommy when they swarm out to sting you!

None of you regulars have the balls to be a real tool, so don't get your testes all twisted . . . you haven't even seen any TRULY offensive shit yet.

So now that we know that the "biggest tool" on rocksquawk is a moot point, that no regular even qualifies as a tool, why don't we get down to brass balls and see who truly HAS the biggest tool? I know this crowd isn't known for its honesty, so let me be the first to offer my TRUE measurements - seven and three-quarters inch COCK. Slightly curved downward. Ya pussies! Top that! And I say whoever claims to be the biggest needs to be confirmed by a neutral party - one of the female rocksquawkers!

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Originally posted by unit7drain:
One thing IS for sure though! Skreech wins! By a pretty amazing majority!
Harry / U7d

That's because some of the most notorious tools were left off.....DaveFame.

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licky: when you had a REAL tool on here, you kicked him off

Yeah, if you included all of Latta's aliases alone you could do a whole poll right there.

Also: I changed my name, but I still get to keep my vote! It still counts.

I haven't posted in a while, so I'm sure I'm not in the running, which, I assume is why Wiccan Earth Goddess, and Cracksmoker were not included.
I also assume that the Liberstorm is considered to be a part of the past, and this is for current squawkers only......Therefore, my vote is for Harry(u7d)....just because he's anti-everything.....this proletarian just doesn't have the experience, yet(give him time, he is making headway)....and if skreech wins, I think an independent commitee will have to be formed to check the validity of the voting machines....do the ballots with the partially broken chads count?

Got small dicks then, eh?

There are 1500 users on Rocksquawk so I couldn't list everyone. I thought I had covered all the regulars but I guess I did miss a few important ones like unit7drain and DaveFame. But hey, as long as Skreech is on there who can complain?

Look lickshit,
You must first be overly critical of a band or some one's music or a venue or SOMETHING.
or show up here and claim how your band is going to take over the scene AND we are all pussies.
Just coming in here and saying"you guys are pussies" doesn't even come close to the required qualifications. That just makes you a stupid ass-hole that needs the attention that his mommy wouldn't give him, since she was soooo busy sucking on a meth-pipe, or skin-flute to fill her meth-pipe.

Wow, I can't believe no one has mentioned Camaro Matt....is he still hesher...I mean here.

Let me guess lipschit; inferiority complex...check.

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Originally posted by Proletariat:

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Originally posted by unit7drain:
One thing IS for sure though! Skreech wins! By a pretty amazing majority!
Harry / U7d

That's because some of the most notorious tools were left off.....DaveFame.

Actually, pretty much everyone on here likes Dave. You're just letting him get under your skin, he smells blood, so the whole thing keeps repeating itself.

Actually, I like Dave too (no sarcasm). I'm pretty sure we're just having fun at one anothers expense. I'm OK with that.

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Originally posted by unit7drain:
Why am I not an option?...

You fuckers are just too damn attractive. No matter how much insulting muck y'all fling, you will remain everyone's favorite crush.

I mean, I can't believe I'm going to have to Cage Match Levi for the imagined affections of all y'all when this fantasy break-up occurs. And just to set the record, I'm not talking just Harry and Ella. I want to go LDS on the whole band.

I'm gonna go now and start working on my abs...