Alternate punchlines sure to be used by a billion media sources while smirking: * 'scuse me while I kiss... well, something. * hope the ladies are "foxy!" * this ladylady ain't electric, if you know what I mean... * bolder than love * all along the watchtower, Kimi Hendrix fucks two brunettes. * this isn't like crosstown traffic at all! * he opened up for The Monkees, now someone opens up for him.
PLEASE leave the fucking to the porn stars. No one person should have a monopoly on talent. Everyone has a special talent, and from what I've seen, most male porn stars just have one big one. Don't take that away from them.
Originally posted by department of mistakes repeated: But one has to assume he didn't intend to release it. In that case, filming yourslef having sex is every American's right!
Its hard to film your self having sex. I recommend having your costar ask his or her best friend to operate the camera. BomBom-Chika-BomBom (porno music).
Originally posted by department of mistakes repeated:
Alternate punchlines sure to be used by a billion media sources while smirking: * 'scuse me while I kiss... well, something. * hope the ladies are "foxy!" * this ladylady ain't electric, if you know what I mean... * bolder than love * all along the watchtower, Kimi Hendrix fucks two brunettes. * this isn't like crosstown traffic at all! * he opened up for The Monkees, now someone opens up for him.
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