I just ate at Applebees with my old lady and her 3yo daughter. Not sure what kind of jedi mind tricks led me to that place but it worked. I don't remember much but I ate.. felt fine.. dropped off the ladies, felt fine.. went back to my place to pickup some band gear and.. oh god.. unleashed all mighty!!! Creating a vile bowl of death... I feel fine again.

Just in case anybody forgot.. don't eat there. You'll die....

It costs as much as Chili's, looks as stupid as TGIFriday's, but tastes as bad as Denny's! It's a can't-miss!

worked there way back... mostly everything is microwaved in its pre-separated and pre-sorted plastic bags or styrofoam containers. and if you have seen the movie waiting its exactly like that also... well most kitchens are but, well yeah.

I have heard numerous stories of bio-terror coming out of Applebees.

I think their philosophy is to bombard all your senses with $1 beer, thus making shit-ass food taste less shitty and killing all nasty bacteria.

If you must eat there I recommend drinking heavily with your meal.

I also recommend eating a steaming bowl of shit at home instead.

They don't call it Crapplebee's for nothin'.