I always called it Cock Rock!

See fellaz another one with dick on the brain!

ask him out on a date, since it seems you guys have a lot in common...but he probably has standards, regardless of which way he swings.

does it get lonely, fucking your hand every night, matt?

Just for the record Filia, I dont swing that way, though, I am a Lesbian!

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Originally posted by Scutt:
Just for the record Filia, I dont swing that way, though, I am a Lesbian!

not that there's anything wrong with that...

The only, and I mean ONLY, thing Matt seems to be able to talk about lately is gay sex. Black was right. Matt gets on a thread and all of a sudden we're reliving some redneck bathhouse fantasy of his. I'll post a thread, mention Matt's name and watch the obviously conflicted, inbred individual spew vitriol in denial induced paroxysms of unintelligible dollar signs and the odd "faggit." I tell him he's on the wrong board, but maybe that's part of his deal, or whatever.

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Originally posted by Simfonik Junkie:
The only, and I mean ONLY, thing Matt seems to be able to talk about lately is gay sex...Matt gets on a thread and all of a sudden we're reliving some redneck bathhouse fantasy of his...

I am LOL'ing!

That is so funny Simfonik Junkie. "Nutz"-ing in my mouth or not, that is some funny stuff.

And Matt, as far as our gear goes, come check out the band sometime. If you start bumming too hard, we can see about getting y'all a taxi back to Sidewinders...

Lookit dudez. =every po$t you guy$ do got$ $ome refrence to faggotry in it so I $ugge$st renaming this web$ight in your honor to Cock Squawk where faggitz like mikey an black come to talk.

Hoo yeah! Now thatz the ticket!!!

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Originally posted by black:
come check out the band sometime. ..

Y dont U guyz learn $ome lixxx and make it worth my time? Four chord box rock don't cut it in this hombre'$ book

Camaro Matt.. When do we get to see your band play? I'm curious...

Well $ee dude here in albuquerque therez a po$er$ higherarcy so you gotta know $omeone to play out. Now racer x and dumfonik dike have offered us gigs plenty of time$ but they alwayz pu$$ out at the la$t minute. Theirs always some excu$e $o pi$$ on em I been tryin to get ahold of joe anderson down at the launchpad but he dont never write back 2 u$ that with certain legal i$$ues and were ba$ically fukked. Were gona get their though U wait an $ee!!

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I mentioned that we would play with you (two times, to be exact) and left the ball in your court. You dropped the ball both times, dood. Anyway, yer new, even shittier attitude isn't gonna help you much in that regard.

thatz total bull$hit and you know it. nice way to leave an out for youre$elf thi$ time though. Every time you fellaz offered u$ a gig I got the boyz on the horn all ready 2 go and then U pull the rug out. All $how and no go with you Ppl.

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Originally posted by Camaro Matt:

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Originally posted by black:
come check out the band sometime. ..

Y dont U guyz learn $ome lixxx and make it worth my time? Four chord box rock don't cut it in this hombre'$ book

Uh, O.K.

Sorry I fucked up your post dude WTF?

Matt's paint fumes are affecting the Forum.

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Sorry I fucked up your post dude WTF?

No problem. It said that you should go sit on a pointy guitar in a corner.

Well camaro matt, I see your making alot of friends, you shouldn't have any problem getting a gig, especialy at the pad. NOT!

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were ba$ically fukked

didn't that start with your shitty music?

"FACE!"

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Originally posted by Camaro Matt:
higherarcy

how high, exactly, do you have to be to climb this mysterious artifact, i wonder? cause i type pretty high and my fingers still work fine.