Question:
happy weekend! i just learned i have to start a new thread for each round, but i have confered with the judges and they agree that the past two days rulings stand. here is todays round in fresh, votable format.

well folks, you've all heard them, and you probably thought they were good, and you were probably so drunk that you didn't think to question the fact that you have horrible taste in music... AND THEY'RE REALLY SOME OF THE WORST BANDS IN ALBUQUERQUE IF NOT EVER!!!

TODAY IS THE BATTLE OF THE BAR BANDS!!!

round 1 winner - the cherry tempo
round 2 winner - one for hope

Choices:
ki
feels liks sunday
the hollis wake
simfonik plague
romeo goes to hell

 

VOTE SP!!!

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you've all heard them

In our case, that's a goddamn lie!

And I'm thinking that we (all of the above mentioned bands) should throw a little shindig at Launchpad together. You down, Levi?

And you know what else is pathetic? HBAHB doesn't even have the fortitude to vote himself. Right now, SP's got one vote and that's mine. I really hate indecisive pussies.

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but i have confered with the judges

Didn't Lieber use to do that multiple-meth-addicts-sitting-around-a-12"-laptop-betting-on-Rocksquawk- type shit?

It IS Lieber!! Back from the dead!!

And it's spelled "conferred."

SP... ya'll kick way too much ass to win this one!

Awesome! We finally made it! What does the "winner" get? Seriously, if I don't get some kind of trophy I'll be so pissed. Oh- I got it:
gift certificate for voice lessons. Damn, that would really put me in my place!

And I'm down for a show, only if it's done as a contest for worst band, with, say, booing chooses the "winner?" I'll even donate shirts for the band that "wins" that say, "I think I'm cool because I'm in a band."

Man, I'm fucking way better at this than HBAHB is. Don't quit your day job, buddy. I don't think Mad Magazine hires off message boards.

Check this out:
More like, "Hollis Wake Me Up." SNAP!
More like, "Feels Like Sunday School!" FACE!
Should be, "Romeo Goes to the pawn shop to sell their equipment." BURN!
Or, "Romeo Goes out of their way to clear the bar."
Maybe, "Romeo Goes to Hell? I'd rather Romeo Leaves!" OH DAMN!
Um... I don't have much for Ki or Simfonik Plague... uh..."those folks can't spell too well!" YEAH! TAKE THAT!