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terryb
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you're no asshole. you're a psycho.

I got in a fight in 7th grade. I got my ass kicked.


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Posts: 2646 | Location: ABQ | Registered: January 22, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
The Great Varelli
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Originally posted by chknshtconformist:
Fighting, except when it's in sports, is for childish dipshits who can't control their emotions and aren't intelligent enough to deal with them or solve theri problems in more reasonable ways. The last time I was in a fight was way back in '96. It was with this fat kid who dealt pot and smoked a bong and listened to metal in his garage all day. He was totally spoiled. His mom couldn't control him so she just let him have the run of the place. Anyway, I bought some weed from him one day and I was so stoned I didn't get the change I had coming to me. I triedto get it from him later and he avoided doing so. A few days later I called him and his asshole attitude was much more accute. He ridiculed me and threatened me, saying he was going to kick my ass and shit, which was absurd. I knew something was up, so I got a couple of my Mexican gangsta friends and showed up at his pad. Sure enough, there was this great big high school basketball dude there waiting for me. I just stepped out of the car, walked right up to fatty and cold-cocked him on the jaw. He went down immediately. My friends (at th time - one of them later tired to rape my girlfriend) were on the basketball dude and kept him back. Fatty got up and attempted some sorry ass karate kick. I grabbed his head ...

so you sucker punched a fat kid and then pulled his hair? all because he owed you 5 bucks?


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Originally posted by chknshtconformist:
Fighting, except when it's in sports, is for childish dipshits who can't control their emotions and aren't intelligent enough to deal with them or solve theri problems in more reasonable ways. The last time I was in a fight was way back in '96. It was with this fat kid who dealt pot and smoked a bong and listened to metal in his garage all day. He was totally spoiled. His mom couldn't control him so she just let him have the run of the place. Anyway, I bought some weed from him one day and I was so stoned I didn't get the change I had coming to me. I triedto get it from him later and he avoided doing so. A few days later I called him and his asshole attitude was much more accute. He ridiculed me and threatened me, saying he was going to kick my ass and shit, which was absurd. I knew something was up, so I got a couple of my Mexican gangsta friends and showed up at his pad. Sure enough, there was this great big high school basketball dude there waiting for me. I just stepped out of the car, walked right up to fatty and cold-cocked him on the jaw. He went down immediately. My friends (at th time - one of them later tired to rape my girlfriend) were on the basketball dude and kept him back. Fatty got up and attempted some sorry ass karate kick. I grabbed his head and dragged him to the back of the garage and proceeded to smash it repeatedly on the washing machine. Then I tried to stuff him in there but he was too fat and heavy. I pulled him on the ground and kicked him til he quit fighting. Then I walkedover and took his three foot bong, saying, "I'm gonna hang onto this til you decide to pay me." He paid me the next day and I tossed the bong onto the garge floor, breaking it. I really hated having to treat someone like that, but jstice must be served. I must admit a part of me enjoyed it. I'm an asshole.
I guess weed makes people really agro? None of that for me then! ...Except wait... that isn't true at all! Any weed smoker who would beat up his dealer is doing it wrong. It's not a suppository.


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Skreech
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I'm picturing chickenshit kind of like the creepy guy that was in high school that everyone has a different story ten years later about what happened to them. And, you know, everyone...sort of avoided him. It isn't that said person was picked on or rejected by everyone in the highschool. Its just that everyone had a genuine fear of being raped by him. Then when they didn't publish said persons articles in the school paper because they were afraid that people who read it would rape other people, said person started leaving creepy letters in lockers of students involved in the school paper. Then the situation complicates from there and the end result is usually a weird prank that no one gets. Why the hell would someone put a xerox copy of beowulf in every teachers desk with a note saying "Jokes on you bitch!"

Anyway the ten year reunion conversations usually go like this. "I heard he was fixing bugs in the hills of the sandias and sending money to his deaf girlfriend in Africa." "I heard he went to jail for animal cruelty." "I thought he was killed in a chemical fire in his moms trailer." "No he went to jail for taking pictures and generally being creepy around children." "What the hell are you guys talking about, he lives in my basement...but...he hasn't come out in a year..."

Anyway that guy yeah you all know him he's... that guy.


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Originally posted by Skreech:
I'm picturing chickenshit kind of like the creepy guy that was in high school that everyone has a different story ten years later about...


Actually...

Try picturing a guy who 35-40 years ago lived in and grew up in the N.E. Heights, in a nouveau rich 'hood on a golf course with his happy Heights family. A perhaps frustrated writer who comes from a family of well known, respected writers. (Of which he isn't.) The kind of guy who perhaps tries making up for his real and imagined shortcomings by routinely attacking journalists in a local, free, weekly. Attacks that apparently no one cares about.

Rather pathetic actually...


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I don't know Gordy. I doubt this dude is a writer of any kind. I'm about ready to become a pro-lifer just so I don't have to watch this tard perform an abortion on the english language every time he paws all confused like at his keyboard.

And I'm calling bullshit on the fight with the drug dealer. Sounds like a script so stupid even Steven Segal rejected it.


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Sounds like a script so stupid even Steven Segal rejected it.

Not enough neck-snappings and pony-tails.



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The best part about chknfkrconformists fight story is picturing some Ed Grimley looking motherfucker trying to come up with a story about a fight that he feels puts him over as a total badass.



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Originally posted by dirtbag:
I don't know Gordy. I doubt this dude is a writer of any kind. I'm about ready to become a pro-lifer just so I don't have to watch this tard perform an abortion on the english language every time he paws all confused like at his keyboard.

And I'm calling bullshit on the fight with the drug dealer. Sounds like a script so stupid even Steven Segal rejected it.


if it was a script, it would've been a lot better, dumbass. No, this was a slice of real life. And no, I didn't "coldpenis" him over five dollars, although I would've because he was a dick who was asking for it. It was $20. And it wasn't a sucker punch. He challanged me to the fight over the phone in no uncertain terms, calling me a pussy and all that. He knew what was up. So there!
 
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Originally posted by Cidderiforous:
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Originally posted by chknshtconformist:
I just typed that to be an asshole and piss you musicians off. Ask and ye shall receive. I can out-asshole anyone here, including the guy who said, "Yes I am a dick."


It's "yes I am indeed a dick.

Get it right numbnuts


Only nubnutses and British prigs use the word "indeed."
 
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Originally posted by MLX John:
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Originally posted by chknshtconformist:
I can out-asshole anyone here, including the guy who said, "Yes I am a dick."


Maybe you can, but I don't think anyone can top The Leibmeister. Of course he's in prison now, so I think his internet access is severely limited.


Jon Leiber? I can't find any of this guy's posts. What did he do? What made HIM so great?
 
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