now that there's no more cigarette incense allowed in the bars ... i once again am aware of how much we all stink. literally.


~antonia

Question:
What horrible smells did you experience most at the bars this weekend instead of smoke?

Choices:
ass/farts
ridiculous amounts of cologne/perfume
b.o.
bad breath
other

 

i can personally attest to the fact that at burt's you can now smell the rancid beer, ripe armpits, and various other crotch related scents. at this point i'd take cigar smoke over that...

I was just talking about how this was going to happen a couple of weeks ago. Someone whined, "But you come home smelling like cigarettes every time you go out," and I replied, "Yeah, but think about all the wonderfully horrible smells you're not getting a whiff of."

Word, thug. Word.