So is everyone rushing out to buy the new Apple I Phone? What is it with cell phones these days? Every hillbilly piece of white trash has a RAZR now, an Iphone a year from now. Couple it with a blinking bluetooth earpiece and you can look like a real dick. Cell phones are the ultimate fashion accessory for white trash. Kids ain't got no shoes, but I gots me a gunmetal RAZR...
....I understand that people have liked to buy shit, do like to buy shit and will continue to like to buy shit until history's end, but is it really worth losing almost a week of your life to buy an enhanced version of shit you already own (especially since you most likely have yet to see said shit in all of its three dimensional real world glory)? You are not making history despite the fact that a richer and smarter person than yourself has convinced you otherwise. History tends to not be written by consumers.
i-phone! Ha! That is just simply ludicrous. This is the reason that cell phone companies have contracts. Think of all the teeny boppers who'll pay $300 to break their contract to join AT&T...not to mention the $300+ phone. Ridiculous.
For my dollar I'll invest in that new gibson guitar with the refridgerated beer-holder headstock, and the warming vibrating spruce body (the upgrade version includes inlays made from real hooker teeth!)
