it's all right here

Wow, he is such a MAAAAAN!

This brings up the age old question, do we really want someone who would saw off his own balls running the country?

Only if it was to become a castrato and dominate the world of opera.

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Originally posted by JCC:
Only if it was to become a castrato and dominate the world of opera.

That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective. He'd have to talk to Levi, who has apparently constructed a time machine for the sole purpose of killing infant rock stars he doesn't like.

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That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective.

I know, I was taking Levi's time machine into account. I thought it was a secret. And I thought it was so we could go back and usurp Billy Joel's and/or Guns N' Roses' success/hot lays.

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Originally posted by JCC:

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That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective.

I know, I was taking Levi's time machine into account. I thought it was a secret. And I thought it was so we could go back and usurp Billy Joel's and/or Guns N' Roses' success/hot lays.

I hope you plan to set the time in the time machine to a pre-sloppy seconds date.

Fuck John McCain - I'm writing in John McBain.

Racer, your avitar might give someone an epileptic seizure. If I look at it too long, when I look up five minutes have passed. Are you using this as some sort of mind control device?

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Originally posted by JCC:

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That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective.

I know, I was taking Levi's time machine into account. I thought it was a secret. And I thought it was so we could go back and usurp Billy Joel's and/or Guns N' Roses' success/hot lays.

Ok, you got me. I won't lie to you: I've kinda had a lot of girls in that time machine....

Ok, fine: It's not a time machine, it's just a makeout closet with some blinking lights and a couple Time-Life history books in there. And the "flux capacitor" was actually...

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Originally posted by captain of industry:

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Originally posted by JCC:

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That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective.

I know, I was taking Levi's time machine into account. I thought it was a secret. And I thought it was so we could go back and usurp Billy Joel's and/or Guns N' Roses' success/hot lays.

Ok, you got me. I won't lie to you: I've kinda had a lot of girls in that time machine....

Ok, fine: It's not a time machine, it's just a makeout closet with some blinking lights and a couple Time-Life history books in there. And the "flux capacitor" was actually...

reminds me of the UCB episode..

oh yeah. i remember that one. good stuff.

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Originally posted by Ditch Troll:
Racer, your avitar might give someone an epileptic seizure. If I look at it too long, when I look up five minutes have passed. Are you using this as some sort of mind control device?

Speaking of epileptic seizures

http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2008/03/hackers-at...psy-forum-cause.html

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Originally posted by captain of industry:

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Originally posted by JCC:

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That has to be done before adolescence in order to be effective.

I know, I was taking Levi's time machine into account. I thought it was a secret. And I thought it was so we could go back and usurp Billy Joel's and/or Guns N' Roses' success/hot lays.

Ok, you got me. I won't lie to you: I've kinda had a lot of girls in that time machine....

Ok, fine: It's not a time machine, it's just a makeout closet with some blinking lights and a couple Time-Life history books in there. And the "flux capacitor" was actually...

A ruse to avoid telling girls that you own a penis pump.

Alright - I changed it, but the damage has already been done: those of you who saw the original gif will be irresistably compelled to write in John McBain every time they vote.

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Originally posted by DaveFame:

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Originally posted by Ditch Troll:
Racer, your avitar might give someone an epileptic seizure. If I look at it too long, when I look up five minutes have passed. Are you using this as some sort of mind control device?

Speaking of epileptic seizures

http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2008/03/hackers-at...psy-forum-cause.html

That's fucked up. What were they trying to accomplish?

John McCain is a doddering old douche. He at one time did have a spine, he used to stand up to liberals and conservatives alike, on a wide range of issues that SEEMED personal to him, then Bush squashed him like a bug! Ever since then he's been bowing and scraping before his neo-conservative hyper-religious overlords, hoping that they'll toss him a table scrap or two. I know a reason you should vote for him: because you are a stupid ignorant prick.

Harry / U7d

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Originally posted by RacerX:
Alright - I changed it, but the damage has already been done: those of you who saw the original gif will be irresistably compelled to write in John McBain every time they vote.

John McBraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiins!

This is the voice of Alessandro Moreschi.

It's the The only known existing recording of a castrato.

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Originally posted by unit7drain:
John McCain is a doddering old douche...
Harry / U7d

Hey buddy, where do you get off calling, me...oh, you're talking about McCain, not me?

*whew*

(polishes bi-focals, dodders off...)