How did you find my yearbook photo?

Nice pic, Levi, but I have to tell ya that my wife bought me some of that "Shave Cream" from Aveda the other day. Man, that shit would really help you with the hair on your legs. I really recommend it if you want to get the whole look together. Smooth, man. I doesn't foam like the Walgreens shit I usually use does, but don't let it freak you out. Smells real pretty, too. That lavender/peppermint thing they have going over there... really nice. As long as your legs appear to be in that pic, you may want to get a couple tubes of it.

Well fellaz here is a bunch of faggit $hit again! hey foodstamp$ do you got any makeup tip$ or recomendationz for tampon$ you wanna $hare with youre butt buddiez here on cock squawk while your helping levi $have hi$ leg$?dumfonik dike and black probly pa$$ed out with cukez up there buttz la$t nite after $eeing that pitcher damn why do you clo$et queen$ alwayz got dick on the brain

And once again, Matt feels the need to bring up gay sex. You can tell what's on his mind. Just give up the whole denial cherade. We all know about you.

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Originally posted by Camaro Matt:
faggit butt buddiez cock squawk dike cukez up there buttz clo$et queen$ got dick

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Originally posted by Simfonik Junkie:
You can tell what's on his mind. Just give up the whole denial cherade.
We all know about you.

I know what it's like, Matt. Having to see me in this forum every day and not being able to touch me or hold me. It must be maddening.
But I told you as kindly as I could that I simply don't swing that way. Hey, chin up! Don't you worry; some night, a nice boy will watch as the pink stage lights come up, see you rise up out of that dry ice fog, fake bulge in place, behold your shredding and your hott lixx, witness you bringing down the goblet of rock from the gods of van-side metal art, and you'll both live happily ever after, practicing the same romantic scales over and over in finger-wiggling gay heaven.
Until then, going on public hunger strikes just to win my attention, not to mention setting up that altar to me, is going a little far. Get on with your life. Really...it's for the best. Here's lookin' at you, kid.

I don't know why Levi's trying to take credit for my new feminist stage look. Geez man. Get your own press photos.