For those of you who do not know, Fearsome Flush is my toilet, which was made around 1940, and has a water capacity of somewhere between five and seven gallons per flush. You could flush a cat down this toilet.
But today, I pinched a turd so long, so thick, that even after two flushes, it has barely budged. The problem is that the tank takes forever to fill, so now the bathroom smells like a human turd in open air.
The only other person in the known history of this toilet who has been able to shut it down is Timo from the Unemploid. What a foul individual he is.
Three flushes now, and still no dice. I may have to get a shovel out of the truck and break it up.
I got you beat hands down at this point. Seven flushes finally sank the behemoth. Interested parties may click the link to see the offending object. This pic was taken after six flushes, and after the turd had already started to bend and buckle significantly. Don't look if you don't wanna see it. Die, Monster, Die!!!
Jesus ,were your intestines and stomach attached to the end of that fucker, did it have eyes ? Maybe you should go to the doctor , you sure you weren't pregnant, I've seen premature babies smaller than that !!!!!!!!!!! You win !!! FOR NOW
No wonder your farts are silent. I was surprised there was no blood in the water with the size of that monster. I know some people call turds "dude hole wideners," but sheesh!
Now the problem is that I'm apparently all stopped up. I'm gonna munch down on some Dennison's chili and mix it with some hominy, and have some sunflower seeds and nachos to see if I can't dynamite the blockage. Perhaps I will have another nice pic for you folks tomorrow.
Originally posted by foodstamps: I got you beat hands down at this point. Seven flushes finally sank the behemoth. Interested parties may click the link to see the offending object. This pic was taken after six flushes, and after the turd had already started to bend and buckle significantly. Don't look if you don't wanna see it. Die, Monster, Die!!!
