Fuck. It has been over three weeks since anyone in this band has seen Raytard.

No calls. Either way. Is he dead? Or in jail? Who can say?

Could this be the end of Rage Against Martin Sheen?

Not likely. The Fall Crawl is approaching.

But, either way, if any of you fuckheads out there see him anywhere, please let me know. I'ts not like him to be off the leash for this long.

You all know what he looks like, so I should not have to put up posters.

Really, this is becoming serious.

Any help would be appreciated.

At least I still have the Unemploid....

But, SERIOUSLY, if you see him, tell me here!!!

We are really getting worried now

we went to the police station and filed a missing persons report and gave a police sketch artist a description and this is what we came up with
please let us know if you find him

I think I saw him on a TV show last week, but that was some kind of re-run.....could it be that he finally found fame?

Oh no! Ray is missing! Tonight I will send out the Batman spotlight!....Speaking of which...Why didn't the criminals in Batman movies and comics commit thier crimes in the daylight? Then they wouldn't be able to notify Batman because it would be to bright outside to see the spotlight...Then they would get away....Just a thought......

I am alive barely.

I am going to disapear though, a must see trick.

I will be standing at the 4 corners on January 15 dressed like Obi Won Kanobi holding a ping pong ball tightly between my cheeks. If this works I will hopefully be transported to the land of winds and ghosts.