Is it wrong to pop a chubby every time you break the RAMS CD out of the jewel case? I can't figure out if it's the anticipation of hearing the music or sticking my finger in that nasty little dude's turd garage that is doing it. YUK.

Snoogins,

Choo

Hey Foodalerz:

I played the RAMS CD for a bunch of the students today and they thought it was bad ass. Maybe when you come back out you can give me a few to sell.

Lobo, you need to encourage those little fuckers to steal their mom or dad's (I say this because they generally only have one) credit cards and order online. I doubt that the practice is too uncommon over there. They could also get title loans on mami or papi's Ford Aspire with the gold antenna and shiny plastic hubcaps, and email us with regard to a money order purchase. Either way, sticking your finger in that dude's butt is nothing any of these folks can relate to until they buy a CD. Sloppy can testify.

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Credit Cards? The best these little fucker's parents can do is layaway at WalMart. By the way, I figured out too that I am not sticking my finger in that dude's poopy-chute, but it is my thumb! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now there's an idea for a song

Thumb in the Bum (_!_)