Any of you who watched Family Guy tonight no doubt noticed the commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken's new mashed potato bowls. Listen to this! It's mashed potatoes, gravy and cheese with bits of fried chicken mixed into it. I was off the couch and headed to the KFC right after I saw that commercial. I got three of them. They offer the things with corn mixed in too, but that is nasty, so I get them without. So now I'm going to sit around on my asspensive Scandinavian sofas eating mashed potato bowls and listening To Michale Graves for the rest of the night. Ha ha ha ha! Where's your mashed potato bowl, loser? I'm thinking I may save one for the morning and put a fried egg or two in it for my breffus.

I was so excited about this event that I totally forgot to get a side of mac&cheese to mix in. Retard!

Awesome!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by foodstamps:
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That sir, is total genius. Why Kentucky Fried Chicken hadn't thought to add that to this concoction is a mystery. My lunchtime dilemma is solved. Thanks!

Oh, shit! Have you ever had Furrs Cafeteria's macaroni and cheese with brown gravy on it? PROOF that God exists. Mop all that runny cheese and gravy mess up with a hot buttered dinner roll, yessir! If you haven't tried mac & cheese with brown gravy at Furrs, go to it!

That sounds like a massive colon clogger if you ask me.

Perhaps I have the intestinal fortitude of FoodStamps, but I found this concoction not only delicious, but I had no colon problems at all. Gotta love that white trash cuisine. Mmmmmm!

Fuckin' A right. Did they look at you funny when you axed for it or did you take the coward's way out and mix it witht he overage from your Salisbury Steak?

Coward's way out? No way!! I proudly told them what I wanted (yeah, I did get a couple "e, crazy gabacho" looks), and credited "my friend" (you) for the inspiration. Now I want to know how the hell you knew I was also having Salsbury Steak (still call it "Tiger Steak"--a childhood term---because of the "stripes" on that give the illusion of being broiled over an open flame)??

Are you, amongst your other super powers, some sort of psychic chef kinda guy?

Psychic powers? No, it's just that that is one of the things on the short list of things that are edible at the place. THeir chicken fried steak barely squeaks by. Their enchiladas are not even food. At the one on Central and San Pedro, one of the employees apparently makes tamales and brings them in occasionally. They are badass even without gravy. Heh... Where I come from, tamales DO come with gravy, and when you axe them what kind of cheese they put in their enchiladas, they reply "yella".