Thought I'd let you know I used your recipe for gastronomical hijinks. The curry and German beer worked great and my unwelcome guest hasn't returned since. Couldn't manage the mattress, but I did manage to get the pickle juice in.

I think the smell in the living room is beginning to fade now......the old man finally sparked up enough cigars. Thanks a million.

Hey, glad I could kelp. That pickle juice is the SHIT, isn't it?