Today's rotten guts ingredients

6 pack Bridgeford IPA
1 Paulaner HefeWeizen
2 Kona Longboard beers
3 Irish O'Garlic sausages

Mix together and sleep well. Next morning:

2 slices of ham pizza
1 box Zatarain's red beans and rice with cheese
1 can Hereford brand chorizo with papas (producto de Mexico)

The ensuing farts are hot and rancid smelling, yet with a spicy nuance and exotic, fruity notes. After lunch, I was accused of smelling "like a portapotty that had been turned over".

sounds like a hoot

by the way.............grown any colored corn lately??