Here is the formula for the absolute worst shit-your-pants smelling intestinal gas ever!

1 Monster energy drink
1 Slim Jim
3 pounds Stouffer's lasagne
3 hot Italian Sausages
9 bottles Mackeson Triple Stout

Combine ingredients and allow to sit overnight. The next day, you will be sure to notice the rancid, raw sewage smelling beer farts, especially when they come paired with the muddy, black fecal discharge you should be experiencing by now. You may also think you are going to shit your pants several times today. The long, hot farts are a welcome relief to the uncomfortable gas pain you will have. They will be powerful enough to revulse people even in open, outdoor settings. Add to mix:

1 Monster energy drink
1 Slim Jim
1 bag Cooler Ranch Doritos
2 rotisserie chickens
1 can pork & beans
1 cob of corn
4 Bottles Pranqster Golden Belgian Ale
5 Bottles Coors Light

Mix well and allow to settle overnight. The morning's ass fruit will be short and hot, but extremely potent. The only smell I can compare it to would be a concoction I made as a kid, in which you combine water, dirt, grass, and dog shit in an aitight container and bury it for a week. It was always interesting to find that, after being allowed to ferment, there would be strange white animals that looked like giant sperm swimming in it, but that's a different story. So far this morning, I have already been called "bog ass" and "sewer ass". Enjoy!

DUUUUUDE!Ican smell you over here!what are you thinking mixing all that shit?

Hey, man, birds gotta fly. Fish gotta swim. I gotta dump my guts. I love food and beer!

Hmmm...
Perhaps try Gritty Kitty.

funny shit, a fuckin riot.

I may have an ultra superior recipe soon, having to do with the combination of staving off the effects of eating rotten meat (food poisoning) with Immodium AD. Once I track down the offending tangent, I will post this.

FOODSTAMPS, ADD A CAN OF WOLF CHILI (NO BEANS) TO AN EMPTY STOMACH AFTER SLEEPING 14 HOURS STRAIGHT. THEN ADD LEMON LIME GATORADE AS A THIRST QUENCHER. I WASN'T RICH LIKE YOU, MY SWAMP ASS MAKES ME LEERY OF CHILI TO THIS VERY DAY, AND I AM A FEARLESS MAN