Perusing a DrugRock discussion board thing, I saw this in a thread about Greatest Band names.

http://www.fuzzrock.com/forums2/allposts.asp?Forum=ap88...D=2007861&StartAt=20

Scroll down to an entry from someone named Metal And Beer.

Rad.

Oh, dude, our band's name is all over the country. Met a guy from Kentucky and he was all like "oh, that's you?

Martin Sheen himself is even aware of us. He supposedly said that he thought it was funny, and that he'd always wanted to be in a rock band.

People from as far away as Australia have bought our CDs online. I understand that some of our boys in Afghanistan and Iraq are fans as well.

Kay Hanley hates us.

Hopefully we'll get to do some new things locally.

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Hopefully we'll get to do some new things locally.

No shit. Get on that.

Hell, we're all over it. Vince is sounding great, and we just need to get Brandon Iron up to speed on guitar now. He's a quick study, and our music is pretty rudimentary, so that won't take long.

Here are some new parodies to look forward to!

Danzig - "Mother" will be done as "Hippie"
John Denver "You Fill Up My Senses"
Green Day - "American Idiot" will be done as "Anti-American Idiot"
Weezer - "Sweater Song" will be done as "Wigger Song"
Michale Graves' "Storybook and Rhyme" will be "Killing Hippies Shouldn't be a Crime"

Many more to come! I'll start posting lyrics if y'all want a taste.

As far as interweb notoriety goes, RAMS passed 160 plays today, which is not too unusual for us. I don't know how much stock y'all take in that, but I think it's pretty cool.

An aside: Michale Graves is fairly unknown around here, but gets over 1,000 plays a day.

If you take stock in that kind of thing.

Check out "Superhero"

http://www.myspace.com/gravesmichale

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John Denver "You Fill Up My Senses"

heh. I'll assume the new lyrics will involve some flatulence and/or defecation.

Gee, how'd you guess? I suppose we're just as predictable as a dumb white college kid wanting to start an experimental/noise band.

You fill up my senses
Like a fart in the shower
Like a bucket of dogmess
On a hot summer's day
Like a beautiful vase filled
With waterlogged roaches
You fill up my senses
Come fill me again

Have you ever smelled waterlogged cockroaches? Barfy!

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Gee, how'd you guess?

Easy. I'm also 14 years old (in my head).