Have you guys ever noticed that music seems to be a lot louder when you smoke a lot of pot? I was at Stella Blue in Burque on friday night, and, well, it seemed pretty loud.

Goddess Bless

Have you ever noticed that hippies suck and so does Stella Blew?

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen

You know what hippies say when they run out of weed?

"Man . . . this music sucks!"

http://heydandee.com
Does she or doesn't she? Only Hey, Dandee! knows for sure.

Have you ever noticed that people with those blue stickers hanging on their car mirrors, drive like they are handicapped?

Thats because they are retarded. Wait why don't more drivers have them then?

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen

Since I am a polyglot, Martin Sheen, I can reply to your last post using your native tongue.

Duh duh duh dur duh duh, duh, duuuh. Dur doy duh, dur dur duh duh duh duh. Duh duh duh gleep gargle duh, duh duh dur dur duh. Duh duh duh eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE duh dur dur duh.

Goddess Bless

isn't that the lyrics to one of Slo Mo's songs???

Slo Mo, The Rappin Retard

That is the most insulting thing I have seen in a week. You should be ashamed to promote the belittling of mentally handicapped persyns! Let's keep the exploitation where it needs to be:

http://www.matteblack.com/minikiss/

Absolutely revolting, you hate-filled Fascist!

Goddess Bless

Ha, ha, ha, ha Damn my Monday is happy now...

Cidder, I don't know where you found that website..but thank you so much!!! You have rocked my day with that!!!

Thats some of the most fucked up shit. I wish we had thought of it.

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen

Are you ok? I sure hope you didn't swallow your tounge.

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Martin Sheen:
Thats some of the most fucked up shit. I wish we had thought of it.

QUOTE]

I thought that's basically what your band WAS going for, only your songwriting is not as good.

Goddess Bless

Here is the REAL deal!

http://www.mostpreciousblood.com/Caninus.html

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Hey Foodstamps, I think Caninus is on tour with the Flea-Circus right now ....great site....but Slo-Mo just makes my insides smile...

Slo Mo is awesome to put on the phone with telemarketers. They do not like it.

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

Foodstamps, until now I only had one hero on this site..and that is Cracksmoker...now you are right there with Crack-o-lio....I think Slo-Mo should be on everyones answer machine...because being able to put your own pants on is an important daily chore....unless someone special (not mom/dad/careworker) is there to take them off..I mean put them on for you..... Thanks a billion for the belly laugh

I don't know what to say. As I think of Slo Mo, I am reminded aof a band called Wonderbus. It was a retarded punk group. They had songs like "pissed my pants" and "warmth of my own shit". Supposedly, the drummer was forced to run on a giant hamster wheel and eat hot dogs until he vomited at the end of each show. Neat!

"I like to have sex with little children" -- Allen Ginsberg

I've heard of Wonderbus....they never did make enough to get out of touring in the 'short bus' though...

What would you know about music you carpet munching shit bag?

"Visualize my foot up your hippie ass."
Martin Sheen