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As we now have a child, it is often necessary to leave the piss filled toilet overnight lest we wake her with the loud noise. I have seen the ominous black markings in our glorious, sparkling seven gallon flusher, a bane to hippies and water nazis who would thrust upon us a lousy 2.5 gallon water efficient potty. This toilet is the original, installed in the house around 1941, ostensibly for flushing down Japs, Dagos, and Germans. Can any of you recommend products for keeping Fearsome Flush clean and new looking? I tearfully await any and all replies.


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go shit in the alley with the hippies Big Grin
 
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Konbanwa, Foodstamps San. Depressed, well, look on the bright side. And compared to dissorute hopeless despair of the staining, depressed is cheerful. May I hope to recommend in the way Mister Sparkle is the chemicauru to use in your ill feeling toiret bowru. If it is yerrow, it is merrow, but if it is the brown, frush it down. In the way.


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...I have done battle with that very toilet Sushi...it was a night of many bottles of Vodka...

Stamps: Add bleach, don't worry about the mist that will rise.....then throw a match in...that'll solve all your troubles...oh yea, you may want to move your family outside while your doing this.........we have a 50's toilet too...someday when we get to remodeling the bathroom it will give me great pleasure taking a sledge hammer to it.....but thats just me... Razz
 
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Bassgrrrl, is you toilet one of the big, nasty ones like mine? Why would you take a sledgehammer to it? If your toilet was made in the fifties, I guarantee that you have at least five gallons of flushing prowess. If you replace it, you will get a shitty (ha!) 2.5 gallon job which will not even flush a vegetarian's turd down without three flushes, never mind that most vegetarians use their bare hands to wipe to save trees, so there will be no toilet paper to accompany their meager fecal load. I love Fearsome flush, as it amazes plumbers and friends of mine like USMCLobo all the time. We plan to take fearsome flush with us if we ever move. By the by, do you live in my neighborhood on a street that starts with a T and ends with an E? If you do, then you have a rare prize of a toilet, which is to be admired, even worshippied, instead of destroyed. Insted of busting it up, I recommend selling it on the toilet black market. Yea, verily I say to you that toilets of this ilk are capable of disposing of even the most copious amounts of foul, ropey fecal ddischarge. They are misunderstood, and deserve our respect, not our fear.


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...dude, the people that owned the house before me did not take the proper care of the Fearsome Flush. It is permanently stained and pitted. The seal needs replacement like NOW...but i am too cheap to pay someone and hesitant to take on the job myself...though I have instructions on how to. Our bathroom is "The Pit of Despair". Now you know. But when I remove the toilet I will bring it to your house and you can buff it for me okay????? Razz
 
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...and yea, we are totally neighbors. We should all go out some time in the hood for cocktails.
 
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That sounds like a plan. Email me at our website and we will make it happen!


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