Thanks for the RAMS cd. I've longed for a soundtrack to shoot hippies to, and now I've got it. Hey, is that Elton John fisting you on the back of the cd?

Oh, yeah. I just took the biggest shit ever. It wasnt like a huge log, it was more of a pile, if you can imagine and it weighed at least 2 MAYBE 3 couracs. Alright im done.

Sir Elton has petal soft, lily white, dovelike hands. It was wonderful.

I was out of town recently, and was forced to browncap all the way from Providence, RI to Albuquerque. You shoulda seen THAT beast when I got home!

Yeah, im in VA right now. Something bout traveling makes me irregular. You shoulda seen this turd. It looked like Machu Picchu, rising outta the water. I wanted to find a little cocktail umbrella to stick in the top of it or maybe a straw...

I stuck a cigarette butt in the exposed portion of a beached whale I left in a bathroom at work a long time ago. The GM of the Co. found it. Glee!